#1
i know i just made a thread about some kid on youtube hurting himself but i watched this and i seriously pissed myself laughing....sorry for the spam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=johLQXWzqHU
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#3
ok. i laughed.
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#4
That was barely funny
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#5
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That was barely funny

are you serious?
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#6
that wasnt that funny....some idiot who was drunk did something dumb wow......sorry...also how is this epic?
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#7
.... well i guess i failed the pit ill just leave now
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#8
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lol wut?

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#9
Pit law: should TS ever declare his/her thread epic in the title, said thread is destined to fail
ohai little sig.
#10
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are you serious?

I don't know about him, but I'm very serious. That's not nearly as funny as you think it is.
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#12
The only funny thing was the fact they were drinking natural ice.
It's a fake wheel, dummy!
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#13
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Pit law: should TS ever declare his/her thread epic in the title, said thread is destined to fail

You said it. Pit Laws are like the Laws of Physics.
#14
you gotta remember, pit monkeys have seen it all...no one's thread will ever be epic
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#15
jesus i failed beyond belief but oh well i like it anyways i hope the mods close this anways everyone gets atleast one fail on ug right ?
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#16
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jesus i failed beyond belief but oh well i like it anyways i hope the mods close this anways everyone gets atleast one fail on ug right ?

Declaring your own thread as epic is a doomed fail. I found the video itself mildly humourous.
#17
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are you serious?

Deadly fucking serious.

People get hit their heads on things all the time. My brother threw a hockey stick at my head once, and i had to go to hospital. I wish i had a video camera
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there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.