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So I got invited to my ex's birthday party this Saturday I’ve got a budget of between 20-30 AUD any ideas?
#2
Half a puppy.
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#3
glamour shots
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#5
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Half a puppy.

Half her puppy or buy a new one and slay it? which half should i give her?
#6
Depends, was she a b!tch? get her a snake from the petshop.
If she's nice, get her a stuffed snake instead
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#7
Quote by Red33
Half a puppy.


This...


but make sure its the front half and the eyes are open....in a box.... with the note.... "this is what you did to my heart"....
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#8
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Depends, was she a b!tch? get her a snake from the petshop.
If she's nice, get her a stuffed snake instead

Or just a snake.


>.>
#11
Quote by razorback_al_31
I think he's trying to say.....


Stuff her with ya snake



+1
#12
Three day old tuna sandwich with a little sign saying

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#13
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This...


but make sure its the front half and the eyes are open....in a box.... with the note.... "this is what you did to my heart"....

it needs to be in a box, it would be like a real life, animal version of this

whats in the box!?


shameless use of joke I saw on here the other day
#14
Quote by razorback_al_31
I think he's trying to say.....

Stuff her with ya snake

That he is a she, actually :P

Wear a rubber, you don't know where she's been...
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#18
If you dont hate her, get her a mild case of the flu
if you do hate her, get her **** in a box with a serious case of Ecoli added in for flavor
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#20
Maybe i should just give her a printed version of this thread with all the nice stuff i wish i could of bought her.
#21
Oversized coffee mugs are great gifts for every occasion.
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#22
Give her AIDS!
It doesn't cost a penny

/pit response
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#24
If her parents and family is gonna be there buy a dildo, and tell her in front of everyone that you were just returning it.
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#25
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Maybe i should just give her a printed version of this thread with all the nice stuff i wish i could of bought her.


I still say half her puppy in a box....
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#26
F*ck her best mate. It a present to her, her mate and the community
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#28
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just get her the front half and make sure that its still just barely alive when u give it to her, so it whines and coughs up blood right in her face.

hows that?

perfect
#29
box of rape?
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#30
Buy her a diet book.
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#31
Movie gift certificates.
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#33
write her a song, about how much she tore you apart, and then on a acoustic guitar perform it. she will look like a dick to everyone and it will be sweet revenge or makeup sex then dont talk to her again.
can we have pics of her?
#34
Her current boyfriends dick in a box.

For best results, show up ten minutes before him.
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#35
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Movie gift certificates.

yay the first legit responce, thats actually a really good idea i might do that. A couple of movie vouchers (she wants to see twilight) and a bottle of moutian dew ("best cooldrink ever") will be a good gift.
#36
Quote by ZAPPA J_RULZ
yay the first legit responce, thats actually a really good idea i might do that. A couple of movie vouchers (she wants to see twilight) and a bottle of moutian dew ("best cooldrink ever") will be a good gift.


coat the vouchers with anthrax, and put a laxative in the soda.
#37
Quote by convictionless
write her a song, about how much she tore you apart, and then on a acoustic guitar perform it. she will look like a dick to everyone and it will be sweet revenge or makeup sex then dont talk to her again.
can we have pics of her?

Read my profile i don't/can't play guitar thats why i live in the pit. I would give pics but i'd rather not have her being flamed or perved on by a bunch of teenage boys
#38
that's a horrible idea. Give her your jock strap, and a card saying you know how much she missed the smell of your balls
#39
Quote by ZAPPA J_RULZ
yay the first legit responce, thats actually a really good idea i might do that.


lol, I was just saying it so that in contrast it would sound funny.

However, I guess it's still an alright idea, kind of impersonal but who cares.
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Back in the 70's I decided to take all the frets off Jaco's Bass thinking he would play worse. Man did that backfire.

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']FUCK YES.

GSAWS, I LOVE YOU.
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