#1
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
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hazardmaster has won this thread.


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#2
searchbar...
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
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#3
hitler had one nut.

your hands are in your pants right now.

an akward silence happens every 7 or 15 minutes
#4
UseFUL fact -UG comes equipped with a searchbar
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#6
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.

If you say "front" with the right lisp it will rhyme with it. I don't think anything rhymes with mercury either.
#7
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If you say "front" with the right lisp it will rhyme with it. I don't think anything rhymes with mercury either.

hypocrisy i think rhymes with it
#8
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If you say "front" with the right lisp it will rhyme with it. I don't think anything rhymes with mercury either.


or 'orange'
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#9
the average mattress doubles in weight over the course of 10 years
"Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true, and beautiful"
#10
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.

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#11
Thomas Edeson was afraid of the dark
YOu can only fold paper 7 times
Walk Disney was afraid of mice
Once you've enter, you can't get out of the pit
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#13
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No word in the English language rhymes with month.

You forgot Bonth.
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i have a right to do anything with the least amount of activity possible and if u cant respect that u can go to japan and buy panties out of vending machines...communists


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if youre eminem you can do it




he doesn't count because he is a cu nt.
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#18
Hunth, meaning hundred thousandth.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#19
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if youre eminem you can do it


the closest i can get is door-hinge but thats two words
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#22
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Your hands come in contact with 16 penises a day on average. 4 of which are STD infected.


Proof?
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Anyone with half a brain knows that Jesus is way more metal than Satan. Lucifer was the worlds very first emo.


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i just want to let you know that made my day.



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#23
It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
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#24
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the closest i can get is door-hinge but thats two words



I'd like to see eminem get 'door hinge' into one of his songs.

If he does i'll retract my statement about him and eat humble pie.


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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.



wut?
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#25
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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.

you just won the thread

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I'd like to see eminem get 'door hinge' into one of his songs.

If he does i'll retract my statement about him and eat humble pie.


wut?


see my other post on the previous page.

and, you probably werent there
#29
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one cigarette shortens your life by 11 minutes


qft
"Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true, and beautiful"
#30
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you just won the thread


see my other post on the previous page.

and, you probably werent there


Dammit!


*eats humble pie*
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#32
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meh the amount of time it takes off changes every couple of months. theyll say anything to make seem evil.
"Music is moral law. It gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and a gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true, and beautiful"
#33
Quote by RU Experienced?
If you say "front" with the right lisp it will rhyme with it. I don't think anything rhymes with mercury either.


Shmercury.
#35
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is it tasty? cuz if it is i want a piece



Sure is.




*bathes in the glory of having better IT skillz than 'Rising'.
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?