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#1
I was bored, so I started reading this and it made me chuckle a bit inside. The fact that there's pretty much proof that December 25th is not Jesus' birthday.
CHRISTMAS IS A LIE!

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#3
**** jesus, I'm in it for the presents
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#4
Yea, it was made Dec 25 to coincide with a preexisting pagan festival. It was never Jesus B-day on the 25th December
#5
old news
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#6
This is old. Everyone knows this already.
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#7
ok, well according to my school calender (catholic school). mary got knocked up on like the 13th of december, so for jesus to be born on the 25th seems impossible.
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#8
It's celebrating the birth of Santa anyway, not Jesus.

n00b.
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#9
Quote by wokandmurrys
ok, well according to my school calender (catholic school). mary got knocked up on like the 13th of december, so for jesus to be born on the 25th seems impossible.


You question this but not the fact that it was a "virgin" birth?
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I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Christianity = a lie.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#12
wait... so jesus's birthday is the day after mine?

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#13
Quote by JackalUK
Yea, it was made Dec 25 to coincide with a preexisting pagan festival. It was never Jesus B-day on the 25th December


Yeah, Christianity stole a lot of **** from Paganism...
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#15
Time for a crappy meme:

You know what else is a lie?

Cake.

Sorry.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
Christmas is the winter solstice hijacked by Christians so they can get on their high horses that one extra time a year and bitch at non-christians for celebrating a holiday they stole in the 1st place.

Meh, practically the entire religion was stolen from elsewhere anyway.
#18
Quote by metacarpi
You question this but not the fact that it was a "virgin" birth?

Well, Jesus had to be born a virgin, right?
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#19
Quote by Jackolas
Uh oh now you've done it!


THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!
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#21
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Well, Jesus had to be born a virgin, right?


He'd have maintained that state for about 3 seconds if I'd have been around.

Love me some newborn infant.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
Quote by wokandmurrys
THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!




*Flees for the hills!!!*
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#23
Quote by GravityEyelids
I also read a rumour that Santa's just made up for lulz.

A rumor propagated by the Grinch. Why are you such a sheep?
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#24
Quote by GravityEyelids
I also read a rumour that Santa's just made up for lulz.


Santa is real...he lives in Northern Finland! :P
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#25
Quote by metacarpi
He'd have maintained that state for about 3 seconds if I'd have been around.

Love me some newborn infant.

I suspect the wise men were bringing gifts. They were wise.. they knew if you want to get in someone's pants, you have to impress them. Gifts are one of the many ways.
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#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Well, Jesus had to be born a virgin, right?



So...if you have sex with a chick that's about 8 months pregnant, is it a 3 way? And if it is, that means Jesus wasn't born a virgin because Mary was a *****! Prostitute!!! SLUT FOR MONEY!!!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#28
Quote by metacarpi
Time for a crappy meme:

You know what else is a lie?

Cake.

Sorry.



first jesus, now cake.....

whats next, huh?. the spork!??

you cant take that, you just cant
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#30
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I suspect the wise men were bringing gifts. They were wise.. they knew if you want to get in someone's pants, you have to impress them. Gifts are one of the many ways.


Ahhhh... I see.

*makes notes for future reference*
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by crackhutch
Santa is real...he lives in Northern Finland! :P

I also live in Northern Finland and this "Santa" fellow never turns up to the pedoconvention so I assume he's made up.
#32
Quote by crackhutch
So...if you have sex with a chick that's about 8 months pregnant, is it a 3 way? And if it is, that means Jesus wasn't born a virgin because Mary was a *****! Prostitute!!! SLUT FOR MONEY!!!

No, but I do think that if you use sheep/pig skin condoms, the bestiality and necrophilia should count against you.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#33
Quote by j_hunter_hkr
Santa isn't real.

LIES!!!! i have a photo that proves his existence
#34
Quote by crackhutch
Santa is real...he lives in Northern Finland! :P
I was reading about santa the other day, all 4 Scandinavian nations (including Denmark) lay claim to the "where Santa lives" crown.
#35
Quote by gir vs wild
LIES!!!! i have a photo that proves his existence


Why is that kid crying?

Has Santa got his fly unzipped?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Quote by freedoms_stain
Here, I got you some fleeing music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Snehl2bAk


Youtube's blocked at school so whatever that is I can't see it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#37
he lives in Greenland
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#38
Quote by gir vs wild
LIES!!!! i have a photo that proves his existence

All that proves is that Santa likes red heads.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#39
Quote by Jack Off Jill
No, but I do think that if you use sheep/pig skin condoms, the bestiality and necrophilia should count against you.


Hmmm
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