#1
Give me a short synopsis to the kung-fu movie you would make. My favorite will get an e-cookie and their synopsis will go on my final project for my DVD authoring class!(I know, I'm lazy, but I had to go through the trouble of making a fancy DVD menu so my brain is tired and the pit can come up with a better kung-fu story synopsis than I can)
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#2
"Kung-Fu Action"
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#3
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#4
I wouldnt
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#6
chuck norris goes back in time and fights himself in the womb (for a laugh)

the world implodes

the end.
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#8
Ku Fu Hustle
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#9
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing


you sir are in the lead
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#10
Jesus wakes up. Goes downstairs for breakfast, showers, reads the paper then gets dressed for work...being Jesus (working at a winery) and then his car has a flat tire. He goes to get a spare from the trunk...a ninja jumps out and a fight ensues. Jesus defeats the ninja easily with several slow motion round house kicks and KIAAA! exclamations. He sees more ninjas on the horizon running at him so he sprints down the street. The ninjas catch up and a fight like Neo vs. The Smiths begins. They are no match for Jesus. He lets one live and interrogates him viciously until he reveals the location of whoever is sending him. It turns out Lenny Kravitz has been attempting to kill Jesus with ninjas. So Jesus teleports to Lenny's house, Kamehameha's the door open and runs inside. Inside is Lenny, a bunch of hookers, the Burger King, and a dog with a hat and tie on (much more formal). So Jesus and Lenny go Super Saiyan and destroy the house (may need a green screen) and they fight in the sky DBZ style (made need a green screen again) and Jesus, outmatched, leads Lenny to an old factory and crushes him with the crushing thing from the first Terminator. Then Jesus goes to work.

things needed:
Green Screen
Jesus Christ
Lenny Kravitz
Dead Hookers
A Dog (that likes hats and ties)
The Set From Terminator
...this is the last line of my post