#1
is what im calling my guitar.

What names have other UG'ers given to their guitars?

(This didnt seem productive so i posted it in the pit)
#2
Godzilla - Pacifica.
Betty - Epi Dot.
Piece Of Crap That I Hate - Jackson thing.
#3
My Goth SG is named Vanity and my old ****ty strats named Shirlena.
Epiphone G-400 Goth (I love it so much!)
Digitech RP 80 Modeling Guitar Processor
Viper Amp (Getting new one soon.)
Jay Turser Strat (Worst guitar ever made.)

"Different strokes for different folks."
#4
Gertrude for my razorback (cause she's big, fat and obnoxious)
Betty for my X-Plorer (cause she's black)
Jane for my Ibanex RG-Series (cause she's boring)
Tanya for my Bluegrass Acoustic (i dunno why, it seemd to fit)
#5
Gretsch Synchromatic is Amber,
Locally crafted black acoustic Ebony,
Peavey Rotor Jane.
SCALD
Quote by Phill-Rock
That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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I think it's a type of fish.


PM me for GP5
#6
Helga for my les paul becuase she is the heaviest thing alive!
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") He lost his ears to a pyrotechnics display
Please buy him new ears


Boats and Hos!
#7
I named my loomis Sig the LOOMINATOR!!!

7 strings are the way to go FTW!!!

naming guitars is a good thing to do I guess, it allows you to bond with them, become there best friend or lover, haha.
#12
Quote by MarkWolf
this has been posted more times than the ammount of hairs on your head

I'm bald, bitch.
#14
My acoustic = Jesus.
Not 'geez-us', it's 'hay-seuss'. =]
KatehMonster
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#15
Quote by StratoTele
I'm bald, bitch.



then replace on your head with "on your dick"

re-apply
#16
My SG - Babe
My amp - CRUSHING OVERDRIVE!
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#17
The Dildozer
Quote by hostilekid
shadesofanger, you're my hero.


Quote by GoldenBlues
So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#18
Quote by MarkWolf
then replace on your head with "on your dick"

re-apply

Laser treatment, bitch.
#20
My epi. LP custom is named Eric after Mr. Clapton.
Quote by SamuelBirkett
wtf r u say make no sensical



SAVE THE MUDKIPS
#21
TooCan-Costco Bass
Haven't named any other guitar, and I named that one as a joke.
#23
I call my bass Wednesday like the girl from The Addams Family...Man i think her or her mom was my first boner.
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Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#25
idk im gonna name the esp ltd mh 400 im getting Oblivion
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#26
my SG is named Christ Smasher 9000, this is also what I plan on naming my first born.
make Industrial and/or experimental electronic music? Join my group!

Last.fm
#27
Quote by slaveofsatan
I call my bass Wednesday like the girl from The Addams Family...Man i think her or her mom was my first boner.

Wow. lol
KatehMonster
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
Quote by zerosystem
just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#28
I named my old charvel felix.
Gearz:
Squier classic vibe 50's strat, modded.
Dunlop 535q
Korg Pitchblack
Carvin X100B

Coming soon to a pedal board near you:
Analogman Sunface
Lovepedal E6
Area 51 wah
Skreddy Lunar Module
Malekko 616 Ekko
#29
Quote by slaveofsatan
I call my bass Wednesday like the girl from The Addams Family...Man i think her or her mom was my first boner.


Mine was the daughter.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#30
Brena for my Ibanez BTB405QM

I haven't named my others.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Quote by StratoTele
Quote by MarkWolf
this has been posted more times than the ammount of hairs on your head
I'm bald, bitch.

Quote by StratoTele
Quote by MarkWolf
then replace on your head with "on your dick"

re-apply
Laser treatment, bitch.


Let me have a crack at it. This has been posted more times than the length of your penis in millimeters.
#32
Quote by raess
My Goth SG is named Vanity and my old ****ty strats named Shirlena.


Do you find that people are like "OMG you bought something with word goth in it, you posing retard!"?

I have one too, and apart from being awesome, it just looks so damn sexy =]

My Goth LP is called Erica Court... Just feels like a girl lol... And my crappy no brand first guitar is called Ten Speed. I like Coheed.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
#34
Fender Starcaster - Neptune (it's blue)
Epi SG G-400 - Earl (seems to fit)
Epi Les Paul Custom - Lyle (after Lyle Preslar from Minor Threat)
Indiana Acoustic - Tora (it means "Lady of Thunder", and that's just awesome)
Epi Les Paul Junior '57 Reissue - Juno (My favorite movie)
"The Soup Nazi of the Seinfeld Avatar Club-PM IHATECHILDREN to join"

Member of the SG Commandos