#1
Could you help me with my German homework? I was supposed to write paragraph using some words we learned. I imagine that it is riddled with grammar mistakes. Any help is appreciated.

I apologize for it being so dull and repetitive but it sort of has to be.


Ich gehe zu dem Einkaufszentrum. Ich muss Geschenke für meine Familie kaufen. Für meine Mutti, kaufe ich ein schwarze Bluse. Ich will eine Halskette kaufen für meine Schwestern aber es kostet neunzig Euro! Das ist furchtbar teuer also ich kaufe ihr (her?) ein Rock. Für mein Bruder, kaufe ich Schuhe. Der Verkaufer fragt: >>Welche Gröβe trägst du?<< Ich sage:>>dreiundvierzig.<< Endlich, kaufe ich ein modischen Krawatte für mein Vater. Er mag schicke Krawatten.
#2
Der banana?


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it's die Banane. I don't get the reference though.

then no cookie
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Ich weiß nicht
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Der banana?


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DIE banana. Die banana ist nicht masculine. Du bist doof!
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Could you help me with my German homework? I was supposed to write paragraph using some words we learned. I imagine that it is riddled with grammar mistakes. Any help is appreciated.

I apologize for it being so dull and repetitive but it sort of has to be.


Ich gehe zu dem Einkaufszentrum. Ich muss Geschenke für meine Familie kaufen. Für meine Mutti, kaufe ich ein schwarze Bluse. Ich will eine Halskette kaufen für meine Schwestern aber es kostet neunzig Euro! Das ist furchtbar teuer also ich kaufe ihr (her?) ein Rock. Für mein Bruder, kaufe ich Schuhe. Der Verkaufer fragt: >>Welche Gröβe trägst du?<< Ich sage:>>dreiundvierzig.<< Endlich, kaufe ich ein modischen Krawatte für mein Vater. Er mag schicke Krawatten.


I go to the (idk that word ) I must buy something for my family. (idk what geshcenke means either ) For my mom, I buy a blouse. I want to buy a Halskette for my sister(s), but it costs 90 Euros! It is...something...a skirt. For my brother, I buy shoes. Uh....that's it Im just in German III...I suck
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Here, I'll tell you everything I know about German.

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#10
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We speak American here, thank you very much.

Exactly. Go back to Italy if you're going to speak German, Commie.


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DIE banana. Die banana ist nicht masculine. Du bist doof!

Nein!


It is a movie reference!

I know "banana" is a feminine word!

It's from a movie!!!!!
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#12
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Nein!


It is a movie reference!

I know "banana" is a feminine word!

It's from a movie!!!!!


I know that, jetzt HALT DIE KLAPPE!
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Exactly. Go back to Italy if you're going to speak German, Commie.


I'm sorry to be of no help. The only German UGer I can think of is lavazza.


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Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools