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I used the searchbar (ROFL I SAID SEARCHBAR) and I was surprised this hasn't come up yet.

Pit, if you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?

Rules:
  • You can't wish for more wishes
  • You have to say just one thing for each wish. For example you can't say "I wish for 10 bunny rabbits and for everyone to think that i have always had these 10 bunny rabbits" you can only say "I wish for 10 bunny rabbits" and then "I wish for everyone to think that I have always had these 10 bunny rabbits"



My 3 wishes:
  • Maximum intelligence for a human being who has a normal sized head (this one first so my next two wishes would be more thought out)
  • Infinite money supply
  • Maximum musical talent
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#2
i wish your searchbar search thing turned up 800 threads like this lol
i wish.....uh...i had control of everything in the universe
i wish i had control over everything outside of the universe too
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#5
1. I wish i had a billion dollars

2. i wish I ahd the skills of the great musicians who have passed away

3. I wish I had the power to make people have instant heart failure, at my command
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#6
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1. I wish i had a billion dollars

2. i wish I ahd the skills of the great musicians who have passed away

3. I wish I had the power to make people have instant heart failure, at my command

1. I wish ExtremeMetalFTW had a Death Note.
2. I wish I could waste a wish without regretting it.
3. I wish I could have anything I want on command forever.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#7
1. Better Job.
2. World's fastest donkey.
3. Device that turns the world's fastest donkey into a top-of-the-range bread maker and back again at my will.
#8
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1 Complete control over time and space
2 Immortality
3 12 inch dick

You forgot 1 more wish.
4. A vagina to fit that 12inch dick.

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Anyway,
1. I wish I could be amazing at guitar.
2. Cook like a friggin...food network cook lol.
3. I wish I'd get my dog soon.
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#9
I just have one wish
1. I wish my power was maximum
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#12
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1. I wish ExtremeMetalFTW had a Death Note.
2. I wish I could waste a wish without regretting it.
3. I wish I could have anything I want on command forever.

I was thinking about it, but sometimes I don't remember people's names, and what if i accidentally misspell the name?

That would be horrible
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#13
1. ability to learn anything 40 times faster than normal
2. have the talent to do anything i imagine
3. 10 inches....around
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#14
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I was thinking about it, but sometimes I don't remember people's names, and what if i accidentally misspell the name?

That would be horrible

It wouldn't matter because you need to think of their faces too.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#15
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1. ability to learn anything 40 times faster than normal
2. have the talent to do anything i imagine
3. 10 inches....around



the second one kinda negates the first one so i'll go with infinite sex appeal to compliment request #3
incubus rocks my world
#16
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It wouldn't matter because you need to think of their faces too.

That is true...
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#17
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You forgot 1 more wish.
4. A vagina to fit that 12inch dick.

Part of the greatness of having a c0ck that's too big for a normal women's vagina is that you can go "yea, it's so mighty that inferior women can't handle it."
#18
I wish i was all powerful
I wish i wasn't all powerful
I wish i was all powerful
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#19
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Part of the greatness of having a c0ck that's too big for a normal women's vagina is that you can go "yea, it's so mighty that inferior women can't handle it."

plus, one could have a sign and the women would flock to the sign.
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#20
1: I wish for an endless supply of nuts.
2: I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.
3: I wish to become THE MOST POWERFUL SQUIRREL IN THE WORLD!
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#22
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What?

A sign taht says "I have a 12 inch penis"


women would flock to that sign, just to see "The man, his myth, his legend..."
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^^SO KVLT!!
#23
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A sign taht says "I have a 12 inch penis"


women would flock to that sign, just to see "The man, his myth, his legend..."

Oh ok. Yea, that would be badass.
#24
1. Set of wings so I can fly.
2. A really nice home studio.
3. Hakuna matata
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#25
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1. Set of wings so I can fly.
2. A really nice home studio.
3. Hakuna matata

You mean no worries?
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#26
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A sign taht says "I have a 12 inch penis"


women would flock to that sign, just to see "The man, his myth, his legend..."

You do you realize an "I Have A 12-Inch Penis" sign will get you less attention, rather than more, right?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#27
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You mean no worries?



yeah
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#28
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You do you realize an "I Have A 12-Inch Penis" sign will get you less attention, rather than more, right?

I dont know really.
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

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#29
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I used the searchbar (ROFL I SAID SEARCHBAR) and I was surprised this hasn't come up yet.

Pit, if you had 3 wishes what would you wish for?

Rules:
  • You can't wish for more wishes
  • You have to say just one thing for each wish. For example you can't say "I wish for 10 bunny rabbits and for everyone to think that i have always had these 10 bunny rabbits" you can only say "I wish for 10 bunny rabbits" and then "I wish for everyone to think that I have always had these 10 bunny rabbits"



My 3 wishes:
  • Maximum intelligence for a human being who has a normal sized head (this one first so my next two wishes would be more thought out)
  • Infinite money supply
  • Maximum musical talent

Do you have any idea what having that much money in circulation would do to the economy, you selfish bastard?

I'd wish for a sniper rifle so I could take you out for the good of the country.
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#30
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yeah

for the rest of the day?
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#31
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Do you have any idea what having that much money in circulation would do to the economy, you selfish bastard?

I'd wish for a sniper rifle so I could take you out for the good of the country.

It's infinite, he could share!

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#32
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for the rest of the day?



FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.......hakuna matata......
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#33
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It's infinite, he could share!

Making it worthless.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#34
1) Control my body aging(meaning that I basically live forever unless I get killed or choose to age that far)
2) I want invulnerability(so the only way I can die is if I choose to)
3) Life in heaven after I die, regardless of what I do down here.
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#35
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.......hakuna matata......

So it's your problem free philosophy?
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#36
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1) Control my body aging(meaning that I basically live forever unless I get killed or choose to age that far)
2) I want invulnerability(so the only way I can die is if I choose to)
3) Life in heaven after I die, regardless of what I do down here.

The second one pretty much takes care of the first one. Way to waste a wish.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#37
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So it's your problem free philosophy?



Hakuna Matata......yep


lol
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Do you have any idea what having that much money in circulation would do to the economy, you selfish bastard?

I'd wish for a sniper rifle so I could take you out for the good of the country.


Hey relax i would probably only spend it beer and pizza anyway
Kerry King Of the Australia FTW! Club. PM Alter-Bridge or The_Random_Hero to join. Australians only

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and im 14 got any problems ill f*ckin drop you.


HE'LL DO IT

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#39
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Hey relax i would probably only spend it beer and pizza anyway

I grant your wish of unlimited money, but you only get pennies.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#40
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
Hey relax i would probably only spend it beer and pizza anyway

Then why not just wish for unlimited beer and pizza which you can pull out of thin air? That way, the economy stays okay.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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