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#1
Hi all!

You may or may not have seen this awesome video: Jizz in my Pants

I thought I could make a funny game out of this
So basically, you take lyrics from a song, preferably a well known one, and add "jizz in my pants" or something similar to it, like in the video! For example:

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and hurt you,
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna jizz, in, my pants


GO!
#2
This is a horrible idea. Just sayin'.

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#3
I cum in my pants.



Edit: That was awful, I was trying to go for an I Cum Blood meme but failed miserably.

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#5
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I knew it was imminent

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7
Quote by Le_Bunny
Smashing through the boundaries
lunacy has found me
cannot stop the jizz, in, my pants...






Girl, you really got me now,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing,
Girl, you realy got me now,
You got me to jizzin' my pants
#8
I'm freeeeeeeeeeee........
Freeeeeeeeeeee-Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllliiiinnnnnnnnn
Whilst Jizzing in my pants.


Of all the things,
I hate the most that you do
you make me jizz in my pants
Shut up, shut up
shut up, shut up
RULE BRITANNIA
#9
I've got jizz in my pants
Bottoms up
I've got jizz in my pants
Fill my cup
I've got jizz in my pants
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I've got jizz in my pants
I love that stuff
I've got jizz in my pants
I can never get enough
I've got jizz in my pants
Never to return - no
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#10
Take me down to the Jizz in my pants where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#11
I jizz in my pants in the morning.
I jizz in my pants at night.
I jizz in my pants in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I jizz in my pants in time of peace, and twice in time of war
I jizz in my pants before I jizz in my pants
And then I jizz twice more

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#12
Trust I seek, and I cum in you,
Open mouth for a different view,
Every day I jizz somewhere in you,
And nothing else matters
ohai little sig.
#13
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.
Suffocation. No Breathing. Don't give a **** if I jizz in my pants.

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Hey there Delilah whats it like in New York city. I jizz in my pants but tonight you look so pretty.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
Last edited by Zombee at Dec 11, 2008,
#14
Getting born in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a copper and mama was a hippie
In Alabama she would swing a hammer
Price you gotta pay when you jizzed in my pants
#15
I might not be the right one, it might not be the right time
Bu theres something about us, I would like to say, some kind of secret I will share with you
I need you more than any Jizz In My Pants
I want you more than any Jizz In My Pants
I'll miss you more than any Jizz in my pants


By the way ZeG you're a tad late, me and my mates have been playing this game in-person in class for a while

teacher " So, Van de Graaff built these huge generators-
me "-and he JIZZED. IN. HIS PANTS!"

Last edited by Rock_Rebel at Dec 11, 2008,
#19
Suicide, i've jizzed in my pants
its just some tissue i am waiting for.

Cyanide, theres jizz in my pants,
break this empty shell forever more
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

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#20
Through Struggle, by As I Lay Dying.

Original:

Only through struggle have I found rest
With a piece of me taken away
I begin to understand
Hollow out this machine like chest
With it's gears that turn to make me feel assembled
As I fade away

Golden Version:

Only through struggle have I found jizz in my pants.
With a piece of jizz in my pants.
I begin to jizz in my pants.
Hollow out this machine like jizz in my pants.
With it's gears that turn to make me jizz in my pants.
As I fade away
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#21
A sin I didn't care for
But a sin that paid my debts
A sin that plagued my children
That burned my smiles and jizzed in my pants.

Blindfolds Aside - Protest The Hero

edit..got enother one.

Emptiness has darkened my eyes
As I hopelessly
Beg to jizz in my pants...

Seduction-Alesana
Last edited by Altoidwithmelon at Dec 11, 2008,
#22
Beyond the pants, theres jizz im sure,
Because i know, i dont belong, here in heaven

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CALLO

#23
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others jizz in their pants
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will jizz in its pants

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't but it jizzed in its pants
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you jizz in your pants

amidoinitrite?
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#26
Brother will kill brother
Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion
I just jizzed in my pants


Go easy, I'm new at this
#27
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Brother will fuck brother
Spilling jizz across the land
Jizzing for religion
I just jizzed in my pants


Go easy, I'm new at this
As an old pro at inserting the word Jizz into songs, I edited it for you.
#28
Quote by freedoms_stain
As an old pro at inserting the word Jizz into songs, I edited it for you.


Nice

Now I see what I'm doing.
#31
Quote by SoftOath
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we jizzed in our pants


Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Lights

Great song
RULE BRITANNIA
#32
This is a song for the ladys.

You don't always have to jizz her pants, in fact that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta give some love and some jizzness too
Sometimes you gotta please, some you gotta jizz
Sometimes you gotta say hey, I've just jizzed in your pantiesss....

endless fun!
#33
I think 90%of the people who are doing this didn'teven watch the video, by the look of things.

"Well if you want Shady,
this is whal I'll give ya,
a little bit of weed mixed with some
jizz.... in my pants....
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#34
Rap and hiphop songs are just great to do this with from Usher's Yeah:

I'm in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil V-I,
keep it down on the low key, cause you know how it feels.
I said shorty she was checkin up on me,
from the game she was spittin my ear
you'd think that she knew me.
So we decided to chill

Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin like she's ready to blow!
She saying "come get me",
So I jizzed - in - my pants...
#35
Jizz jizz jizzin in my paaaaaaaants
I'm jizz jizz jizzin in my paaaaaaants
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#36
Quote by Demonikk
Trust I seek, and I cum in you,
Open Legs for a different view,
Every day I jizz somewhere in you,
And nothing else matters


Edited
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#38
I love you
You love me
We're a happy - JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#39
i woke up this morning and the sun was gone,
i put on some music to start my day,
i lost myself in a familiar song,
i closed my eyes and I JIZZED MY PANTSSSSS
"every prince has to slay a few dragons before he meets his princess"
#40
GETTIN JIZZY WIT IT,
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
GETTIN JIZZY WIT IT
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA and

hey hey momma said the way you move,
gonna make you sweat
gonna make you jizz in my pants
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