#1
Hey
I've been cajoled into playing guitar with a band at a kids christmas party in the local council estate community centre this sunday. I don't mind this, because although it's not my first choice of venue, I'll be bringing happiness to people who might not have much.

What I am pi$$ed off about is that the organisers haven't until this morning informed me that all of the organisers, and the band, are to be dressed in nativity themed costumes (jesus, mary & joseph, angels etc...). As a side effect of going to church for my entire life, I know this story inside and out, but I thought I'd give people a bit of a laugh and come as a white ninja. I still have an old ju-jutsu uniform from when I used to do that, and I'll just wrap a white t-shirt over my head ninja style.

What I need ideas on, is how I can tie this costume in with either the nativity story, or christmas in some way. I want some kind of funny back story, rather than just 'the ninja that was in the bible, read it and you'll find out' or something like that.
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#2
Do it.

If people ask where the ninjas were in the Bible, you say "Hiding... Watching..."
#4
Say the Ninjas came in the second coming of Jesus
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#5
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Do it.

If people ask where the ninjas were in the Bible, you say "Hiding... Watching..."


Lolz.
#6
How do you think Mary got pregnant?

A ninja secretly ****ed her... no joke! Its in Genesis.
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Hey
I've been cajoled into playing guitar with a band at a kids christmas party in the local council estate community centre this sunday. I don't mind this, because although it's not my first choice of venue, I'll be bringing happiness to people who might not have much.

What I am pi$$ed off about is that the organisers haven't until this morning informed me that all of the organisers, and the band, are to be dressed in nativity themed costumes (jesus, mary & joseph, angels etc...). As a side effect of going to church for my entire life, I know this story inside and out, but I thought I'd give people a bit of a laugh and come as a white ninja. I still have an old ju-jutsu uniform from when I used to do that, and I'll just wrap a white t-shirt over my head ninja style.

What I need ideas on, is how I can tie this costume in with either the nativity story, or christmas in some way. I want some kind of funny back story, rather than just 'the ninja that was in the bible, read it and you'll find out' or something like that.


just out of pure curiosity....what are you playing?
#9
The 3 wise men were 3 ninjas in disguise, hiding, watching, and protecting Jesus. They were red, blue and yellow, and had the power of the power rangers.

Something like that.
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just out of pure curiosity....what are you playing?


Rocked up christmas songs.

Set list atm. consists of:
Wonderfull Christmastime (hilary duff arrangment)
Jingle bells (rock remix)
slade's merry christmas, but in a fast punk style
All I want for christmas is you (MCR version but without the horrible vocals)
Christmas time (don't let the bells end)

and I still need to think of a couple more and send them to the band.
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#11
I say you come in naked and say you're baby Jesus.

Or be half-naked, constantly follow people around and say you're post-crucifixion Jesus.
#13
Give everyone a laugh by altering the script so Jesus and Mohammed go to a strip club and eat bacon
#14
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Give everyone a laugh by altering the script so Jesus and Mohammed go to a strip club and eat bacon


And make sure it's Irish bacon (all our pork was poisoned!)
#15
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Ninja-bunny is so much better than White Ninja though. =/


LOL, that may be, but unfortunatley I don't have a ninja buny outfit
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#16
Didn't Herod try and kill all the babies in the land? Just say your a comically inept ninja who has been sent to kill Jesus. Lulz will ensue.
#17
So far that's probably the best idea. I'll be a comically inept ninja sent to kill jesus, and the reason I'm not mentioned in the bible is because I'm hiding & watching from the shadows.

LOL
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#19
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He quickly switched the water to wine when nobody was looking.

It WOULD explain a lot!

Walking on water? Ninjas have been known to do that!

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#20
You're all too awfully funny
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It WOULD explain a lot!

Walking on water? Ninjas have been known to do that!

Squid Jesus: a challanger has appeared.


Ninjas in the bible and a squid Jesus!

There's a piece of fiction I'd actually read.
#23
Jesus himself was a white ninja.

He was a black guy, right? But modern Christianity portrays him as some white dude. Ergo we must conlude that his whiteness came form his ninja suit.
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You were doing that all through the thread.
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#26
I'm positive this will end badly...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#28
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That's what Jesus said.


I didn't think that Jesus' attempt at the "Let's light our own farts" experiment made it into the bible?
#29
Wasn't David and Goliath in the bible? You've gotta have some kind of ninja skills to take down a ****in giant with just a slingshot... go as David!
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#30
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That's what Jesus said.


I must be jesus then.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#31
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Rocked up christmas songs.

Set list atm. consists of:
Wonderfull Christmastime (hilary duff arrangment)
Jingle bells (rock remix)
slade's merry christmas, but in a fast punk style
All I want for christmas is you (MCR version but without the horrible vocals)
Christmas time (don't let the bells end)

and I still need to think of a couple more and send them to the band.


Shinedown - happy x-mas (the war is over)
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#32
Hey
I've been cajoled into playing guitar with a band at a kids christmas party in the local council estate community centre this sunday. I don't mind this, because although it's not my first choice of venue, I'll be bringing happiness to people who might not have much.

What I am pi$$ed off about is that the organisers haven't until this morning informed me that all of the organisers, and the band, are to be dressed in nativity themed costumes (jesus, mary & joseph, angels etc...). As a side effect of going to church for my entire life, I know this story inside and out, but I thought I'd give people a bit of a laugh and come as a white ninja. I still have an old ju-jutsu uniform from when I used to do that, and I'll just wrap a white t-shirt over my head ninja style.

What I need ideas on, is how I can tie this costume in with either the nativity story, or christmas in some way. I want some kind of funny back story, rather than just 'the ninja that was in the bible, read it and you'll find out' or something like that




I think you shoudl dress up like trashy hookers.

If anybody asks your mary magdeline.
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