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Favorite Office (USA) Quotes

I searched for this thread and it yielded no results..so for my sake I really hope its not out there....

"Question, what kind of bear is best?"

-Jim
Last edited by Jplays at Dec 11, 2008,
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There's no-one called Dwight in the office. What kind of a name is that?
#3
Stop making threads, i'm trying to sleep.
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Hey he ninja'd me...anyway *reported* since this seems to be on a familiar theme.
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I am only trying to talk about office quotes and not get eportedray for it.....
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There's no-one called Dwight in the office. What kind of a name is that?
He's referring to the U.S. version.
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"Besides having sex with other men, the Finer Things Club is probably the gayest thing about me"

-Oscar.
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#10
"Ah Everytime I try to type my name it spells diapers !!"

That episode where Jim pranks Dwight all day


Oh and the racial awareness day one

Pam"You might not be a...very good driver"
Dwight"Aw man am I a woman ??"
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#11
Hahaha im just listening to Ricky, Steve and Karl now.

Fave line hmm

"Yeah Tim he's thrown a kettle over a pub. What've you ever done?"
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UK version >>>>>>> USA version.


I thoroughly disagree with that statement.
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I thoroughly disagree with that statement.


I agree with your disagreement, IMO US version is funnier..but sadly not the original
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Let's try not to argue about whether the UK or US version is better, mmkay? Mmkay.

My favorite from the US version:

"Toby is from HR, so he's really not a part of our Dunder Mifflin family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family, either."

-Michael Scott
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Quote by Mazzakazza
UK version >>>>>>> USA version.


I thoroughly agree with that statement.

Could do with a few more >'s, and maybe capitals to make it more important.

Anything in capitals = importance.

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I thoroughly disagree with that statement.

I used to but after seeing a couple of episodes I have to agree with him: the UK version is ART (and damn funny too). I loved Office US too but after the first few seasons the storylines became way too far-fetched.

Oh and I loved Steve Carell's impersonation of Chris Rock

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I thoroughly agree with that statement.

Could do with a few more >'s, and maybe capitals to make it more important.

Anything in capitals = importance.

GARETH KEENAN INVETIGATES


I SUPPOSE YOU ARENT VERY IMPORTANT...AS I YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY IMPORTANT....

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Gareth Keenan is one of the funniest characters ever devised. Mackenzie Crook's playing of him was absolutely fantastic too...

Gareth: "(Tim) put my stapler in a jelly again! That's the third time he's done it; it wasn't even funny the first time."
David: "Why's he done that?"
Gareth: "I once told him I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves."

Gareth: "That's one of the major arguments against letting homosexuals into the army. Will they be looking at the enemy, or will they be looking at me, going 'Oooooh, he looks tasty in his uniform'?
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The Office (USA) is pretty bad. It's wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't based on the UK version because all I can think about is how wrong the American interpretation of the characters is, especially the Dawn character.
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Quote by Tomosaurus
I thoroughly agree with that statement.

Could do with a few more >'s, and maybe capitals to make it more important.

Anything in capitals = importance.

GARETH KEENAN INVETIGATES


Was it one of you two?

God you're good.

Really?

No!

Thought not.


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#23
Fact: bears eat beats. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Gallactica.

-Jim
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