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#1
a load of chavs just chased me across town on their bmx's shouting and swearing at me because apparently im a goth due to my long hair and heavy metal shirt. so what does "mosher" mean? so then i decided to make a thread about chav vocabulary.


p.s. i used the searchbar and found nothing.
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#4
Means the same as "gawf" as far as chavs are concerned.

They might use mosher if you're wearing slightly less black.
#5
so mosher what does it mean.


this thread is also for all other chav vocab you care to share want to know what it means
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#6
Ignoring a chav means they'll carry on hassling you.
Reacting verbally gets "omg lol wat did dat fckin' mossher jus say?! lol lol lol", followed by increased abuse.

However, a 9mm bullet between the eyes would shut them up for good.
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#9
Also, I don't get why they have a thing against the colour black.
They generally wear black from head to toe themselves, although ours is a cool black which soaks up water.
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#10
The main chav phrase that annoys me is "Ite Blud!!". I was always under the impression Bloods were some gang in LA so for some chav to be saying it and making Blood gang signs is pretty retarded.
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#12
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Mosher=Person with long hair into heavy music.


thats so racist to metal people so its metal-ist. how meanis that?


next topic: why do chavs become chavs?
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#13
maaaan, you shouldn't be chased

stand and fight!

they would do **** all anyway, in my experience, they are always all talk no balls.

just mosh them to oblivion...
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#15
How the hell can you not know what mosher mean?!

I'm pretty good at speaking chav cus I come from London.
#16
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maaaan, you shouldn't be chased

stand and fight!

they would do **** all anyway, in my experience, they are always all talk no balls.

just mosh them to oblivion...


erm they have bmx's and i have had bad experiences with chavs before
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#17
haw haw. OI, mosher ged, giez yer shoes
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#18
Chav's are awesome, their sheer lack of intelligence never ceases to amuse me. Like when i'm on a bus and a group of the little critters are at the back muttering things like "aww f*ckin dole ppl sed dat i ad to luk 4 a job if i wonted da free monies, f*ckin muppets hu do dey fink dey're torking 2?"
#19
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"Ite Blud!!".

Blud being something to do with black people.
I remember seeing it on urban dictionary once.
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#21
why do people feel the need to come on here to talk about how they get terrorised?
#22
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erm they have bmx's and i have had bad experiences with chavs before


sorry, sarcasm is fairly hard to convey over the interweb

unfortunately, this seems to happen all too regularly, a mate of mine was beaten up four times in eight months cos he was wearing rocker/mosher/emo clothing, makes me fucking sick.
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#23
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why do people feel the need to come on here to talk about how they get terrorised?



Because they are pussies


Notice it's nobody from london whinging
#24
However, a 9mm bullet between the eyes would shut them up for good.

I agree with this one lol
#25
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Because they are pussies


Notice it's nobody from london whinging



that's because they are the chavs............
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#26
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Because they are pussies




Srsly, I dont see why people would want to attract attention to that fact.
#27
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Srsly, I dont see why people would want to attract attention to that fact.



A mystery to me.


I guess people love being the victim. I don't even hate chavs
#28
guess people love being the victim. I don't even hate chavs

You have never had the unholy crap beaten out of you for no reason other than the lulz, have you?

I'm not bothered about chavs (or neds as they're known as in Scotland), ten years time they'll be unemployed alcoholics, or dead.
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#29
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I don't even hate chavs


wtf is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!?!?
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#30
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wtf is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!?!?



I don't stereotype people for no good reason?


People like you cause the problem, you know.


And I've never been beaten up because I know how not to be a dick
#31
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haw haw. OI, mosher ged, giez yer shoes


I have a feeling if I ever went to England and was confronted by these fellas..I wouldn't be able to understand them, and probably walk away in confusion..

And the people I consider "moshers" are scary..



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#32
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#33
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I don't stereotype people for no good reason?


EH GOOD POINT


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People like you cause the problem, you know.


JUST **** OFF


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And I've never been beaten up because I know how not to be a dick
I WASNT DOING ANYTHING APART FROM GETTING OFF THE BUS
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#34
Father:A figure of chav mythology, often spoken of but rarely seen.
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#35
Sorry, I just had to laugh a little at how pathetic you are.
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#36
A mosher is presumably one who moshes.

And I don't have a problem with chavs. 99% of the ones I know are just harmless kids.
#37
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I have a feeling if I ever went to England and was confronted by these fellas..I wouldn't be able to understand them, and probably walk away in confusion..

And the people I consider "moshers" are scary..






'giez your shoes mosher ged' = scotland

scotland =/= england
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#38
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EH GOOD POINT


JUST **** OFF


I WASNT DOING ANYTHING APART FROM GETTING OFF THE BUS



Widdums, I'm so sorry a scary chav called you mean names.


Grow the fuck up.
#40
mistress ibanez sounds like he needs a good hug. or a kick up the ****ing ass
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