#1
Good lord, why does **** have to burn sometimes? Does anyone know at all? I just got out of the bathroom and it feels like I was stabbed in the bum with a flaming sword.
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#4
lol @ this topic
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#6
you got a texas chili bowl didnt you?
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#7
Good lord, why does **** have to burn sometimes? Does anyone know at all? I just got out of the bathroom and it feels like I was stabbed in the bum with a flaming sword.[/QUOTE]

too much video games maybe
#8
I choose to read "****" as "Fuck" . I advise we all do the same.
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#9
Owww.... I hate butt burning.


A couple kids in my school got "burned" with some sort of acid in their chemistry class today. (I guess not actually burned, but that's the best word I can think of atm) The teacher spilled the acid on the table and didn't wipe it, and didn't tell anyone, and some kids accidently put their hands in it.
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#10
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I choose to read "****" as "Fuck" . I advise we all do the same.


I thought it was cock burns.
#11
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you got a texas chili bowl didnt you?


lol yeah that south park was on earlier.

i know your pain dude, E and J slayed me.
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#12
Umm... because you have sensitive nether-regions?
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#15
some one got a humbug up their bum
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Someone has an STD
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#20
thats the pabst blue ribbon PBR saying hello, thanks for last night

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#21
The highest concentrations of capsasin receptors (the molecule that makes things hot/spicy) are in the mouth and in the anus.

That's why **** burns.
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#25
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< that out of your ass


i need to erase that image from my mind now thanks
#26
yeah but they'res no better workout then taking a **** while constipated think of all the girating you have to do to take a poo.but i'm lucky the sink is right next to the toilet in the bathroom very useful to grab onto and use it for power craps