#3
sex, drugs, and rock n roll
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#4
Quote by MusicMan24
sex, drugs, and rock n roll

whiskey, guns, and incestuous sex.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#5
Quote by FRDesign
I need to do a 4 page story by tommorow.

Im doing it on a bunch of rednecks shooting crap and stuff. Gimme some ideas on what to right about.


Inbreeding

EDIT: ^^^ God damn it!
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#6
Quote by FRDesign
I need to do a 4 page story by tommorow.

Im doing it on a bunch of rednecks shooting crap and stuff. Gimme some ideas on what to right about.



How rednecks can't spell.
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^ you are wise


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The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#8
Testing the Bacon-Chocolate theory. Or, what about them adopting a Taiwanese child and teaching it how to fight/shoot. Then they all become amazing NHL players (through government experiments due to their fighting abilities), and at the end of the story die from drowning in a freezing cold lake. Gotta love irony.
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You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



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#10
Quote by FRDesign
Hmm, It has to be funny as hell too.

What other kind of responses would we give.

Don't forget NASCAR,
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#11
make a story about how one of them is like,"I've got this acid, but I can't do it." Then another one is like,"Well, I'll do it." Go from there.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
Make the rednecks neighbor a bear in disguise, but no one believes him.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#14
This dude looks pretty interesting.

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#15
Quote by dubstar92
Make the rednecks neighbor a bear in disguise, but no one believes him.

this.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#17
Quote by FRDesign
I need some names for the rednecks

Cletis
Clem
Earl
Junior
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#18
Steven
Leonard Skinner
Dennis
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^^^


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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#21
Quote by FRDesign
Thanks. I need some steriotypical stuff in here.

Republicans who love Jesus. But they end up going to murder Jesus, because Jesus raped Clem's wife. That wasn't what she meant when she wanted Jesus in her.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#22
Redneck Zombies with hot sexy vampire chicks terrorising a community of sexy, horny college sorority girls and hot lesbian milfs.
#24
Here we go.

Write about two stoned purple hippos named Marty and Barry, they have orange hats btw, the plot is that they are on a journey to find the perfect kind of pot, in the roads they meet Kensai, at the en Kensai rapes them and takes the pot they worked so hard for. You make the rest
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#25
Don't write it about a man who suffers from looks-like-a-sandwich syndrome and has to hide from all the people trying to eat him, my teachers hated that one.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#26
Rednecks do fun stuff haha. Ghetto rigging everything, Randomly shooting and blowing stuff up sounds interesting to me.

Count me out for incest.
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