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#1
Someone forwarded this to me. I know we've all seen alot of this 1000 times, but I thought I might post it anyways, because it had a couple I hadn't heard before (I left all the dramatic spacing in because I personally thought it was funny they tried building suspense):

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.










Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secret ary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.










John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.





Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born


in 1939.








Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



I've heard people say that a couple of these, including the one about the secretary, aren't even true. Anyone know for sure?
#3
John Wilkes Booth...Lee Harvey Oswald...Barney the Dinosaur...

Makes sense.
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#5
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John Wilkes Booth...Lee Harvey Oswald...Barney the Dinosaur...

Makes sense.

You've solved it! Barney is jesus...... or something...
#8
And they both had steak at least once in their lives.

HOLY FUCKING MINDSHIT

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#9
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It is called a coincidence.

Yeah, I realize that. I was just wondering if anyone else knew which ones were true... I think most of them are.
#12
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And they both had steak at least once in their lives.

HOLY FUCKING MINDSHIT

OMG! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!1!
#17
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Aren't most assassins known by three names?

Yeah, probably as part of the court proceedings or something; I think they have to use your full name.
#18
consperacy theory... What a load of crap!

and I mean a big load, like the one I produced this morning(and yes, that did hurt)


edited out the fails
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#19
Hang on to your seat.
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#21
Like Kennedy's killer.
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#24
lol at all the people trying to be smart-asses in this thread. I think those coincidences are pretty cool, even though I've seen this a thousand times before.
#25
Strange phenomenon. Must be a roswell conspiracy.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#26


Sorry guys, it had to be done

Whoever compiled that list has A) an overactive imagination B) A lot of free time on his hands and C) No girlfriend.
#27
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Sorry guys, it had to be done

Whoever compiled that list has A) an overactive imagination B) A lot of free time on his hands and C) No girlfriend.

Mainly this.
#29
Didn't Oswald shoot a police officer a few blacks away after he fled the warehouse? If so...did Booth do that? ...I think not. Pretty cool, but all coincidence. Since elections happen every set number of years, there is always a good chance of people being elected in a similar year ending. The are thing is obviously someone really digging for a connection. All coincidence my friend.
#30
You know, Kennedy's not actually dead. He's merely been living in a secret underground facility made for the sole purpose of ensuring the survival of the human race against the copypasta menace. He also makes regular outings to the Sierras to take part in strange rituals. And Lincoln, he's hiding out in the hinterlands of Brazil. The locals call him Le Touriste and he speaks Russian quite fluently.

How's that for debunked, TS?
#31
Read a biography on both of them. They also planned on issuing a debt free currency.
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#32
Yeah, but Lincoln was a good president that actually accomplished something. Although, you could argue that no free market can survive without slavery, which means the south would have either allowed civil rights or collapsed by itself, so...
#33
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And they both had steak at least once in their lives.

HOLY FUCKING MINDSHIT


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#34
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Yeah man I love coincidences too.


You stole the words out of my mouth


I'll be expecting those words back....
#35
John Wilkes Booth was born in 1838, not 1939

Lincoln was not shot on a Friday, he was shot on a Wednesday

Lincoln was not all that concerned with Civil Rights. He just started the war that freed the slaves. Freeing the slaves was a war tactic more than anything else. Also John Kennedy talked a lot about Civil Rights, but was constantly dragging his feet when it came to doing anything about it.

Booth was born, raised, lived and worked North of the Mason Dixon line for most of his life. While he was very much a Confederate sympathizer, he was very much a Northerner.

There is no real proof that Kennedy was every with Monroe and it's very doubtful he was with her a week before his death.
#36
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A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.


Fixed.

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#37
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Fixed.


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#39
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Lee Harvey Oswald did not shoot JFK from a theatre.


From a warehouse...THEN he ran to a theater (the famous "Lee Harvey Oswald Was Here" Chair)
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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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