#1
ok basically i have an irritating speech impediment that meens i cant say r's. although the girls love it (cant think why) it leads to some very embarressing situations, like nearly gettign me attacked. but mostly it gets annoying because it makes me sound like a 7 year old, and it severely limits the songs i can sing. so if anyone knows any websites or anythign that may help then tell me pleeeeeeeeeeeease.
#2
Go to your doctor.

*reported*
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#5
carry a car battery around with you, then every time you mispronounce an R connect it to your balls
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis