Poll: Robot girlfriend?
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View poll results: Robot girlfriend?
Yay
68 20%
Nay
138 42%
Undecided
12 4%
What's her favourite dance? The robot? Hahahaha hah... ha... ... =(
114 34%
Voters: 332.
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#1


A Canadian man, apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — he's built himself one.

Le Trung, a 33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, says he's spent about $20,000 so far on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with clear skin, a slim if shapely figure and a wonderful disposition.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html

Some more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece

So uh... dicuss?

(Yes I know it's fox news and the sun but still )

And don't ask how I found this.
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#2
typical horny china-men
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#3
*Grabs credit card*

"Aiko doesn't need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman."

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#4
He lives with his parents and he spent $20,000 on a sex-bot. Wat?

/Thread

Edit: What happens if it becomes self aware?...

To the bomb shelter!
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#6
so it's like a robotic sex doll? what if it malfunctions and chews up your bell end?
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#8
I read about that (her?) in the newspaper.. I think it's amazing how much he has been able to program her to do.. ...and the the whole situation kinda reminds me of Lars and the Real Girl.
#9
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Edit: What happens if it becomes self aware?...

To the bomb shelter!

It'll be like terminator. Only more asian.
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#10
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It'll be like terminator. Only more asian.

A Governator-laden action-heavy armageddon without Asians is a Governator-laden action-heavy armageddon not worth having.

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#11
Read about that in The Sun. Was going to make a thread about it but forgot.

Kinda hot.

>_>
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#12
$20,000?

That's pretty cheap compared to real girlfriends...why do they need so many shoes!

/stereotypes.

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#13
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If it's anything like Futurama sign me up!

I'm gonna download a Dave Mustaine!


I'm with this guy!

Perfect blond locks here we come
#15
33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents

wonder why he can't find anyone?
and this is pitiful, reall, buy a maid/fleshlight
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#16
Quote by Le Trung, builder of the robot
"Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he writes on the Project Aiko Web site, though he admits that she "has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there."

#18
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$20,000?

That's pretty cheap compared to real girlfriends...why do they need so many shoes!

/stereotypes.


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#19
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Why doesn't he just bone her already?

+1
Whats the point if making one if ur not gonna screw it


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#20
Isn't that like an extremely expensive metal prostitute?

How do you power it anyway? Does it take batteries or can you plug her/it in?
#21
Awesome now I really don't ever have to leave my house!
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#23
Quote by Kensai
It'll be like terminator. Only more asian.

what a concept
#25
Sounds lame....
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#27
Quote by Chrisiphone
$20,000?

That's pretty cheap compared to real girlfriends...why do they need so many shoes!

/stereotypes.

Yeah.... 'stereotype' >__>
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#28
The robot looks 12

Wonder what he's into

But seriously he's not exactly the ugliest guy in the world, he could pretty easily get a real girlfriend
#29
The funniest thing I see is the picture of her "reclining" in bed.

He seems kind of sexist, "Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman." I'm not one to use sexist, but this seems like it, lol.
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#30
Why did he make her look like a child?
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#31
I can't wait until this takes off, then after a year or so a £49.99 budget model comes out, I bet it will look something like this
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#32
Quote by bulldozerbob

But seriously he's not exactly the ugliest guy in the world, he could pretty easily get a real girlfriend

Not anymore...

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#33
Quote by bulldozerbob
The robot looks 12

Wonder what he's into

But seriously he's not exactly the ugliest guy in the world, he could pretty easily get a real girlfriend


I agree. Hell, I would.
#34
Would I have sex with a robot? Hell yeah.

Would I date a robot? Eh...
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#35
pathetic. Why would you want a robot woman anyway? What has the human race come to? I swear it gets wierder every day...
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#36
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pathetic. Why would you want a robot woman anyway? What has the human race come to? I swear it gets wierder every day...

Yeah building robots girlfriends that look like 12-year-olds isn't excactly characteristic for the human race

(only canadians)
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#37
A 33 year-old Asian Canadian who lives with his parents . . .


somehow, I am not surprised that this guy was the one to develop a sex-bot.

Still, he dropped 20 grand on her . . .
#39
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Yeah building robots girlfriends that look like 12-year-olds isn't excactly characteristic for the human race

(only canadians)



you know what I mean, you filthy swedish out-of-context taker
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#40
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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