#1
Well, today I had my guitar lesson, and afterwards I took the bus home.
Some old guys asks me if he could sit next to me, and I say sure.
He starts rambling some story, and all of a sudden he tells me where his car is parked and asks me if I want a ride home. I say, no thanks, the bus stops infront of my door anyway. So then he asks me: 'Do you play guitar?' and in some weird way he touched my hands but I didn't think much of it right when he did it, because I thought he was trying to point at my guitar (because I was holding it). Then eventually he got off of the bus.

Oh yea, he couldn't even see my face, because I covered it up with my hood because of the cold. So why would you be trying to rape younger men (I'm 18) with you if you don't know how they look like.

tl;dr: I almost got raped today.

I just felt like telling the pit, because I know there are going to be funny replies and this is going to haunt me for the rest of my e-life.
#3
I was just asking a question you prick
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#4
He wasn't trying to rape you, he was trying to steal your precious organs.
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#6
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You should've went with him. He probably had candy.


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#8
He was probably just trying to ask for guitar lessons. That's how I got my first elderly boyfriend.
#11
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And dildos.



haha


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#12
Don't worry about him. Hopefully soon he'll have his own robotic version of you to play with.
We're only strays.
#14


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#15
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I was just asking a question you prick

No more bus riding for you, you scare all the children.
#18
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And dildos.


Candy dildos
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.