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#2
What a prick


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#4
First of all why were you on that site anyways?
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#7
Quote by metalderek
B!tch needs a good smack upside the head, not a car.


A smack with my penis!

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Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth


"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#9
Quote by maidenrulz19
First of all why were you on that site anyways?


It's on the main page of Yahoo right now. .

EDIT:

Quote by Snuffles
A smack with my penis!

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>.>




Since she just turned 16, I have 2 more years until I get to say that.
#13
Quote by -Collapse-
Can't she just buy her own car?

haha, yeah really.
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#15
You guys are ****in' jealous.

I'm glad we have someone like Miley Cryus on TV for younger girls to look up to. She isn't a trashy teen. I'm just hoping she doesn't become corrupt like the Spears sisters.
#16
Quote by HandsomeFrank
You guys are ****in' jealous.

I'm glad we have someone like Miley Cryus on TV for younger girls to look up to. She isn't a trashy teen. I'm just hoping she doesn't become corrupt like the Spears sisters.





Wait, you're not serious, are you?
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#19
Quote by MarkWolf
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/miley-cyrus-gets-moms-old-porsche-for-16th-birthday/16475?nc

she wants a mercadies, she gets her moms old porshe instead, and is saying she isn't upset, while talking about how the porshe "wasnt so bad"...

discuss


I was gonna say "Buy one yourself!" but then I remembered her parents have control of her money since she's under 18.

That's pretty stupid, I wouldn't sob unless it was over a '68 Corvette.

Quote by Pabli7o
she probably still has her learner license. Dont you have to be certain age to buy a car or a house yourself?


In the U.S., you have to be 18 to own a car or house because it requires a legal contract. Same to be able to pick up a paycheck over a set amount of money.
Last edited by dudius at Dec 12, 2008,
#20
Wait, she still needs her mommy to get a car? Wouldn't she have like... Money?
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I thought it was illegal for women to use the internet.
#21
well thats cool, can't really say i care, id like to take a key across that ****in porsche though.
#22
Quote by dudius
I was gonna say "Buy one yourself!" but then I remembered her parents have control of her money since she's under 18.

That's pretty stupid, I wouldn't sob unless it was over a '68 Corvette.


Don't most 16 year olds have bank cards though, or whatever... Just because her parents have control her her money doesn't mean she can't spend it.
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Quote by Xp3ns1v3
I thought it was illegal for women to use the internet.
#23
Quote by freedoms_stain
Surely that little jailbait can afford any car she wants?


Well all the money I give her for sexual favors must go somewhere
#24
Quote by Våd Hamster
Well all the money I give her for sexual favors must go somewhere


The police are outside.
#25
Quote by HandsomeFrank
You guys are ****in' jealous.

I'm glad we have someone like Miley Cryus on TV for younger girls to look up to. She isn't a trashy teen. I'm just hoping she doesn't become corrupt like the Spears sisters.



Give her a another year or two, she will be just as DIRTY as Christina, garunteeed.

Damn you Billy Ray for reproducing!!
#26
she never complained
do you get everything you want for your birthday?
if your family had as much money as them you'd be saying the same thing.
~ Purchase your tickets; I'm kicking your crosses down ~
#27
Quote by AthenasGhost
Don't most 16 year olds have bank cards though, or whatever... Just because her parents have control her her money doesn't mean she can't spend it.


Even if she had her money in her own bank account, she would have to have her mom or dad on the account because she's under 18. If she wanted to spend enough to buy any car, she'd have to get parental consent before taking that money out of her bank account. Hell, when I was 17 I needed my mom's consent to take out $500 to buy a guitar. It was embarrassing going to the bank and them telling me "Bring your mommy with you".
#29
whats a mercadies?
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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#31
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#33
Quote by metaldud536
Umm I read the article and nowhere did I get the idea that she complained....



Yea I know. All she said was "I didn't get the car I wanted."


....**** if I was given a porsche today, it wouldn't be the one I wanted. I would be thrilled that I got a Porsche, but if you had asked me before "of any car, would you want a Porsche?" I would have said "no, I would want a Aston Martin."
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Quote by metaldud536
Umm I read the article and nowhere did I get the idea that she complained....


People are blowing up because they're jealous that she could even have hopes of getting a Mercedes Benz for her birthday.

Edit: Hell, if I were given a Porsche I wouldn't be entirely happy, there are cars I like better which wouldn't cost as much. There's a Corvette dealership not far from my house, I'd take one of those used 'vettes and be happy as a clam. Insurance would be a bitch, but some of those babies are only 12k used.
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#36
why does everyoen care so much?
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#38
I got a job when I was 16 and bought my own car, which is paid off now.


Where is your God now?
#39
Quote by CaptainRon
Especially TMZ and Entertainment Tonight.

Dumbest shows ever and the people that run them are scum.

OMG i hate that ****

(random gay guy): "like -oh-my-gawd! did you see paris hilton in her newest swag!? talk about fashion faux pas, she looked like a trainwreck!"

**** i hate those people
#40
Quote by Powerhouse
I got a job when I was 16 and bought my own car, which is paid off now.

Where is your God now?


*Points self*

There.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
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