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WILLMAR, Minn. - A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.




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I applaud his creativity


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#11
Personally I would have used wolf piss...
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#13
It probably would've been okay if he didn't try to sell back the cell phone they dropped.
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hw the hell do you get fox urine??? (aside from the obvious, where the hell did he get it? gave a fox a cup and said fill it up??)
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Personally I would have used wolf piss...


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#18
he was probably a hunter u can get any kind of game animal urine
i think i still have some deer pee
ill save it for some people try to tp my house
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#19
I bet at first they were like, haha faggg its water

then you just leave and let the wolves finish em off


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he was probably a hunter u can get any kind of game animal urine
i think i still have some deer pee
ill save it for some people try to tp my house



what the hell were you doing with deer pee?
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what the hell were you doing with deer pee?


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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Hunter dude. Hunter.....


what do hunters do with pee?

lay it on the dirt so something comes and sniff it?
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If youve seen mythbusters that that would be hilairous


I have seen it. Its the one where they are testing dog myths.
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what do hunters do with pee?

lay it on the dirt so something comes and sniff it?


...They drink it, it's an old amerindian tradition.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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what do hunters do with pee?

lay it on the dirt so something comes and sniff it?


Yeah another something of the similar species (Deer, Fox etc), at which point you shoot it.
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what do hunters do with pee?

lay it on the dirt so something comes and sniff it?


They drink it, that's how you become a real man.
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DUDE i would used ....um fox dung instead
nail em with that and they wont come back for sure
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To those who ask, you can buy a lot of different animals urines at hunting stores. The idea is that the animal will think your one of them from the scent, and not hide from you
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DUDE i would used ....um fox dung instead
nail em with that and they wont come back for sure


how the hell are you supposed to get fox dung into a squirt gun
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how can he be in trouble with the law? he was on his own property, and people were trespassing. well within his rights.

moral of the story = if you don't like fox piss, don't trespass
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how the hell are you supposed to get fox dung into a squirt gun


screw the gun.........SLINGSHOT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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