On your day of inauguration
met with death by laceration
fetid body thrown to the sewer
to marinate whilst on a skewer
Mrs. feilds will be happy
to slice your body into burger patties
Now come all ye and rejoice
In meat USA prime choice
Coming together every fourth year
A full stomache will wipe our tears
Electoral Judgement is at hand
to spread your wealth across the land
Now come all ye and rejoice
for today we have made a grade A choice.