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OK . my fellow metalheads . how many times hve yo been walking don the street and heard some dick from a car or just walking past with a group or alike faggots yell "get a haircut" . yes you have? . ok well here i swhat i propose . we all put down our favourite replies to the before mentioned comment. Then we can humiliate them infront of their friends.
#3
I don't have this problem, but if I did, I'd probably just say "Get your face cut."

EDIT: Maybe wrist.
#5
Don't acknowledge them.

You'll realize how idiotic petty arguments like that are.
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#7
The best reply is to pull out your handgun and shoot the motherf*ckers

Works every time, and they totally won't be expecting it.
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#9
I just wave my perfectly groomed hair in front of their conformists face whilst grabbing the tits of my gal pals who love long hair.


Then I wake up.
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#10
I whip my dick out, piss on them, and tell them to get a new pair of pants.
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#11
people make fun of me for that, and my short as hell running shorts

i just say
" get a hair cut"
grow a pair ****face

nice shorts faggot
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#12
"Go get raped"

Usually just makes things worse, but they never expect it.

Realistically, I usually just say, "get a life, because if you had one, the length of the hair of a person you don't even know wouldn't ****ing matter to you"
Last edited by herby190 at Dec 12, 2008,
#13
Quote by ilovemySG
people make fun of me for that, and my short as hell running shorts

i just say
" get a hair cut"
grow a pair ****face

nice shorts faggot
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#14
follow them home, and cut off their scalp injun style while they're asleep
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"I'll cut mine when you grow some."


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#17
Quote by Trickycindy
The best reply is to pull out your handgun and shoot the motherf*ckers

Works every time, and they totally won't be expecting it.


LOL, i would try this, but i live in a nasty neighborood, and they'd probably throw grenades at me.
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#19
"Ok sir! I know I look gay as ****, I'll do it!" Should be your answer.
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#21
"No."

Works for me, and those tools never seem to expect a half-civilized answer, so they just look at you like "o_o" until you walk off.

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#22
I just ignore those comments, maybe flip em off.
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#23
Also, one I've been waiting to try it "Thank you. Now that I have heard your opinion, I have seen the error of my ways, and will now go cut my hair. Thank you sir. Now **** off".
#26
LOL, i would try this, but i live in a nasty neighborood, and they'd probably throw grenades at me.

Thats why you shoot them all, and make sure theyr dead
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#27
Cutting my hair was the best decision I've ever made.
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#28
There was a guy I work with that once said to my mom when I had very long hair..."They should cut there hair because it's long" being totally serious while he himself has a pony tail way past his shoulders. My reply use just was, "I'm in a band". Worked every time.
#29
You should consider growing yours I mean it might do you a favour and hide that piece of **** face you have there....

#30
"Cut my hair? Why? Jesus had long hair. Got a problem with JC?"

and if they do...

"Oh I see. You're one of those ignorant sorts."
Last edited by i bleed metal at Dec 12, 2008,
#32
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Thats why you shoot them all, and make sure theyr dead

Right, because zombies throwing grenades at you is soooooo much better.
#33
"Fuck off and die in a fire"
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#35
I normally just say **** off... Works every time =P.
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Simple: Thanks for the fashion tip, Queer Eye.

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#38
Had a dude do that once pulling out of a church parking lot...hit his car with a bottle of water... he got out and acted like a badass in front of his girlfriend... I kicked him.

Conclusion: Win
#39
"Oh yeah? So's your face!"

Works for just about anything.
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#40
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"Oh yeah? So's your face!"

Works for just about anything.


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