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#1
so i have a friend who's a /b/ tard and seriously can't differentiate real life and the internet. like he constantly says "f*ck you i'm an anteater!" and things like that. how should i deal with him?
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#5
Facepalm at him! That'd be like speaking his language.
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#6
Tell him to grow the fuck up, and that he's violating rules 1 & 2.

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#8
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#11
my friend overly uses the word "epic," and "fail." In public as well.
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#12
Tell him to cut the sandwich diagonaly?
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Facepalm at him! That'd be like speaking his language.

oh that reminds me!

when he first read "facepalm" he thought it meant like when you thrust your palm into someones face like a karate move or something. when i explained it to him he said he understood but decided that he was inventing "facepalm offensive-style" from his original thought so now he says "facepalm offensive-style" all the time too. its really annoying
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my friend overly uses the word "epic," and "fail." In public as well.

Alot of people do ..
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#16
Im assuming he is relativley young? If not, than you have a problem.
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Alot of people do ..


yeah they weren't invented by the internet either
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Alot of people do ..


Might I use in an example?

"hahahah dude that guy EPICLY FAILED hahah lol"

yes he says "lol" in person too.
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Im assuming he is relativley young? If not, than you have a problem.

he's 19, probably why it bugs me so much. its like he can't handle the internet or something
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#22
I know this hot chick who uses "epic" all the time and every time she says it im like ! I don't even think she uses the interwebz much either.
#24
I say fail when someone fails at something. I just use it as a "Hah, you suck so much that internet slang fits this situation perfectly".

We also say "inb4" and "You best not be trollin' me boy."
#25
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#26
report him
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#27
every time he says somehtign dumb like that, just kick him and if he makes a real bad jokes just look at him and say lol with no expression on ur face at all.then he'll understand. oh and try saying sad face, i dont no anyone who cna say sad face without smiling.
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he's 19, probably why it bugs me so much. its like he can't handle the internet or something



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#31
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eat his internet cable and bail. problem solved.
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#32
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Tell him to grow the fuck up, and that he's violating rules 1 & 2.


Not really.

But yeah, tell him to grow the f*ck up.
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#33
Quoting internet memes has become a massive fad at my school. They can be quite funny.
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#34
Ignore him.

He's gunna get the hint eventually, or you could just tell him to gtfo with the internet slang and use real English.

Saying that, I use lol/owned/fail/epic in real life anyway but I'm nowhere near as bad as what he sounds like.
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#35
There's a guy in my biology class who talks ONLY in memes, it's fucking ridiculous. The number of times I've nearly smacked him one...
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#36
Just beat the **** out of him and tell him to grow a pair. That's how we do things downunder.
#37
My friend is exactly like that. He's not on 4chan but he spends most of his time looking at Encyclopedia Dramatica. He thinks its hilarious...... He uses memes when hes talking to me and when he's doing schoolwork he writes words such as "liek" and "moar". He also asks random people he doesn't know if they like Mudkips......
#38
i have a whole computer class of these meme users. i just sit there while they play counter-strike and yell stupid memes and halo **** at each other. i usually respond by abusin one of them who is my friend haha
#39
I relate stuff that happens to memes in my head but I usually very rarely quote them. But if someone is "trolling" IRL, I usually call them an IRL troll.
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#40
tell him to do a barrel roll


actually - just shun him from society - that's what happens to most /b/tards and why I gave it up
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