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So there are couple elementary little kids living in my neughborhood. They curse alot and throw everyone with snowballs. Now I've become one of their target because I just happened to cycle in front of them. They say really childish insults (basicly just some curse wors) and throw me with those ****ing ice balls. So far I have just ignored them but they just won't get it.

I don't dare to beat living **** out of them but I don't wan't to just to do nothing either.

What would be the best solution to make them stop?
#2
Spray fox piss at them.
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#3
Pepper spray maybe?
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#4
Throw paint at them. Pink paint. And then question their sexuality.
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#5
Throw fox piss at them and yell "FUR IS MURDER!!!".

That should confuse them for a while.
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#6
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Spray fox piss at them.

this, and do a barrel roll.
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So there are couple elementary little kids living in my neughborhood. They curse alot and throw everyone with snowballs. Now I've become one of their target because I just happened to cycle in front of them. They say really childish insults (basicly just some curse wors) and throw me with those ****ing ice balls. So far I have just ignored them but they just won't get it.

I don't dare to beat living **** out of them but I don't wan't to just to do nothing either.

What would be the best solution to make them stop?

there's you're problem
#8
wait 'till it stops snowing, or do them for harrasment or whatever
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#10
talk to their parents
scream obscenities,
have sex with thier mothers

lots of options
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#11
Tell them you know where they sleep and you'll murder their mothers. If that doesn't work slap the **** out of them.
#12
Find yourself a rhino, two plastic bags, pep pills and a rope. The rest takes care of itself.
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#13
Verbal beatdown. Use more insulting words then they do. Make them think pain is coming until they cry to their mommies.
#14
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talk to their parents
scream obscenities,
have sex with thier mothers

lots of options



Not as good as mine.
#15
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there's you're problem


Yea but those kids used to leave me alone because they thought that I was a satanist though I'm not. Should I go outside and sacrife a lamb in front of them and yell pazuzu or something?

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Verbal beatdown. Use more insulting words then they do. Make them think pain is coming until they cry to their mommies.


This and the fox piss ones have been best ones so far
#19
If you're terrified of these kids, cycle on the other side of the road.
Otherwise grow a pair lol
What I just said is a lie.
#20
wow ur a pussy, this is a music site, not a help a lil gurl sight, grow some scrotum and wat the **** are you cycling for in the winter duesch?
#22
I'm suprised nobody has suggested rape yet. Kidnap one of them, then charge the other money to get him back
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#23
Haha.
I have almost the same problem with the 11 year old ginger kid over the road from me.
Just wait 'till they say something to you then own their ass.
They dont like it if you tell them you've fucked their parents
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one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


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wow ur a pussy, this is a music site, not a help a lil gurl sight, grow some scrotum and wat the **** are you cycling for in the winter duesch?

hahaha plus like a million

Get a trenchcoat and follow them home. sit outside their houses all night, and stare into their bedroom window from the sidewalk.
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#29
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2nd page and NOBODY HAS SAID RAPE YET?



Are you OK, Pit?



You are right sir, I do not know what fatal curse has hit the pit.
Here is the correction:

GRAB THOSE KIDS, TAKE THEM BACK TO YOUR HOUSE, AND RAPE THE STRAIGHTNESS OUTTA THEM TILL U CUM BLOOD

#30
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Yea but those kids used to leave me alone because they thought that I was a satanist though I'm not. Should I go outside and sacrife a lamb in front of them and yell pazuzu or something?


This and the fox piss ones have been best ones so far


I was making a joke it should be "they throw snowballs at me" not they throw everyone with snowballs because that makes it appear as though they are throwing people, which would make them tremendously strong elementary school kids, just throw some back at them, or you know sacrifice a goat in front of them
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hahaha plus like a million

Get a trenchcoat and follow them home. sit outside their houses all night, and stare into their bedroom window from the sidewalk.


Bad idea. You'll just get busted for paedophillia. Or however the hell you spell it.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#32
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You are right sir, I do not know what fatal curse has hit the pit.
Here is the correction:

GRAB THOSE KIDS, TAKE THEM BACK TO YOUR HOUSE, AND RAPE THE STRAIGHTNESS OUTTA THEM TILL U CUM BLOOD



well said sir
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#34
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Bad idea. You'll just get busted for paedophillia. Or however the hell you spell it.

Dude people come in here suggesting rape and my idea is the one you say he'll get pedophile charges for?

I've actually done this before, kind of. A little kid near my house fell off his bike and some older kids started laughing at him and calling him names, so I got on my trenchcoat and just sat on a bench and stared at them until they went away. Then I followed them down the sidewalk... they were trying to be all cool and ****, and not look back, but doing a horrible job of it. Then after a while they just freaked out and started running.

It works.
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#35
Fap on them.

EDIT: I take back what I said about paedphile charges.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#37
Act like an adult. Tell them off and tell their mothers they're not doing a good job and need to put more foot up their asses.
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#39
I'd just tell their parents that you sometimes doubt their commitment to sparkle motion. That'll show em
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#40
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wow ur a pussy, this is a music site, not a help a lil gurl sight, grow some scrotum and wat the **** are you cycling for in the winter duesch?


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