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#1
Okay, so you got to followup the verse of the poem that the poster before you posted, you must write only 1 verse per post.
If someone has already rhymed with a word, you can continue and end with a new word for the next person to rhyme. Let's try to make this an epic poem.


Let's start:

'Twas the night before Christmas, one minute 'till twelve
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

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#5
And then he came, and Santa was spent.

EDIT: DAMMIT.
EDIT AGIN: Nevermind.
Abbreviated version:
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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#6
All sore and broken, Santa's butt ached

EDIT: Think the fluid rhymning schemne has vanished.
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Last edited by last-1s-out at Dec 13, 2008,
#7
so Silent_Jester streaked through the house, not a creature couldn't see him not even a mouse
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#9
deep in santas chimney
the elf unloaded his sack
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#11
Silent_Jester followed Santa with an old baseball bat
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

Quote by ScreamAim&Fire


Beautiful.
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#12
But on his way to the kitchen, some reindeer he passed
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#14
so he raped him, didn't he? and that was it.
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#15
and a trunk load of semen
is what santa now packed.
"This play is hilarious!"
-Abraham Lincoln
#16
"I've waited twelve months for this piece of elf ass!"
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#17
"And finally I've got it! At effing last!"
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#19
And his white waterfall made the elf choke and die
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

Quote by ScreamAim&Fire


Beautiful.
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Even though I'm english..

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#23
But it was too late,
Santa gave him another.
"This play is hilarious!"
-Abraham Lincoln
#25
So please spare me, oh Santa The Mighty
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#26
Santa's watch beeped, "Dammit it's twelve, I must deliver that present to that cute little girl!"
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

Quote by ScreamAim&Fire


Beautiful.
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Even though I'm english..

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#27
"i'll say things in her ear, that'll make her hair curl"
CYMRU


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#28
Then violently rape her and leave a necklace of pearls
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#29
And leave her a message: 'roses are red, violets are blue, i'll **** you with a rake'
Just for st.valentine's sake
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#30
With Silent_Jester dead and laying on the floor, Santa came back for more
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#31
and santa just raped that little whore.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#32
First in the ass and then in the mouth
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#33
Then he got frisky, and headed down south.
CYMRU


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#36
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But she wriggled and squirmed and santa got pissed.

so moved she was to the naughty list
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#37
With his temper he accidently missed
Quote by Crazymike100

You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#38
...and made a shape on her, of John the Baptist

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#39
Then Santa got bored with these kids on his lap...
CYMRU


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