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#1
Ok. So Im playing my psp and I hear the phone ring. My mom picks it up and I hear my name mentioned. I go down to see who it was. Just then, she spots my school bag, which I had left on the leather chair.

"enter living room"

Mom: "GET YOUR SCHOOL BAG OFF MY LEATHER CHAIR ITS GOING TO SCRATCH IT!"

Me: "How the hell is a schoolbag going to scratch anything?"

Mom: "GET IT OFF MY CHAIR WHY CAN'T I EVER HAVE NICE THINGS!"

Me: "Youre really over reacting its not a big deal!"

Mom: "WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOUSE YOU CAN RUIN IT BUT THE CHAIR IS MINE!"

Me: *goes upstairs and writes thread*

What do you think pit?
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#6
Yeah dude it's obviously not about the chair is it.

Lrn2grl.

Buy her something nice.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#7
Is this your mum?

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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#11
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Is this your mum?



My first thought also.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#12
Quote by Pac-Man44
Ok. So Im playing my psp and I hear the phone ring. My mom picks it up and I hear my name mentioned. I go down to see who it was. Just then, she spots my school bag, which I had left on the leather chair.


Obvously she was hearing about your furry dress-up parties down at the docks.
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#13
How dare you scratch her chair.
FEED ME MATHCORE

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#14
Hehehe, prepare for hell. It never stops .
**** you. **** all of you.
#15
Kill her. Trust me, i'm a doctor.
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You disgust me.


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#17
This happens a lot actually. She might have gotten extra mad because I left the freezer open earlier.
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#21
Eat the chair and say "No, this is why we can't have nice things" then throw up everywhere.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#22
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Eat the chair and say "No, this is why we can't have nice things" then throw up everywhere.


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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#23
dont worry, that happens to me like every week at least three times. just tell her to shut up
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#24
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stop laughing at me, my mom said that people are just jealous and that I'm not weird.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#26
If I told her to shut up I guarantee my ear drums would explode. I usually yell back but she was already being so loud that I decided it would be best to retreat to my room.
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#29
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If I told her to shut up I guarantee my ear drums would explode. I usually yell back but she was already being so loud that I decided it would be best to retreat to my room.

Call in the bear cavalry, I hear they are stationed on Mars...
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#31
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Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#32
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So who was on the phone?


my cousin.

To the guy who said it wasn't about the chair, I've devised that it was, since its been about 5 minutes later and she dosen't seem mad anymore. Maybe its like the eye of the storm...
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#34
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my cousin.

To the guy who said it wasn't about the chair, I've devised that it was, since its been about 5 minutes later and she dosen't seem mad anymore. Maybe its like the eye of the storm...

or the asshole of the storm and she's about to take a massive dump on you.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#35
possibly.

next time I screw up i'm going to take it even harder, since the freezer and chair problems will just add on top of it.
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So what is this "pear", iv heard so much about? people on here keep talking about it and i have no idea what theyre saying,help me with this please!!
#36
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Its that time of the month.


This or maybe just had a stressful day.
#37
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Knife+chair.

=Knife+you

dont listen to him
BELIEVE me u wwill get assraped ...by your mom
i know that makes no sense.....anyways good luck
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Book of shadows 2?
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#38
That's how mums are.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#39
My mother recently found out my dad was having an affair, she spent four hours tracking this woman down then went and sat outside her house for 3 hours shouting abuse and waiting for her hubby to get home so she could tell her what she'd done, then she got pulled into a cop car.

That TS is insanity, i think your mother is just ovulating.
#40
Get over it, parents will be parents and you learn to live with it.
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