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#1
I'm in trouble. Again.

I was playing bass yesterday when one of my flatmate came storming in ranting and raving about something or other.

Turns out some of her stuff has gone missing and she's accusing me of stealing it. Ordinarilly I would have dealt with it there and then but this time money has gone missing among other things.

She's got little evidence but she's threatening to go the police. I've tried talking to her but she calls me a liar.

Anyway out of this?
#2
Let her go to the police. If you have a clear conscience what's the problem?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#6
Get rid of all your things then accuse her of stealing them. Then bruise your face a little and say she abuses you.
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#7
if she has no evidence the police will tell her shes wasting her time so dont worry
was this stuff valuble ?
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#11
Quote by Yickk
Well did you steal her stuff?



Stealing goes against all my principles as a Christian, so what do you think?
#12
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Stealing goes against all my principles as a Christian, so what do you think?


I think you did it.

Just sayin'...

Why else would you be so scared?

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#13
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Stealing goes against all my principles as a Christian, so what do you think?

I think you did.
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#15
christians are known for saying one thing and doing another haha
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#17
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If you didn't do it, then you have nothing to worry about.


And there'd be no way you'll be proven guilty.
#18
Tell her it's gods way of saying he's run out of Cheetos.
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#19
Maybe help her look for her stuff? Idk, if you didn't do it, let her call the cops, and let them find out who did it.
#20
Plant cocaine in her room. Better yet, plant a dead child with cocaine in its pocket.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#21
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I'm in trouble. Again.

I was playing bass yesterday when one of my flatmate came storming in ranting and raving about something or other.

Turns out some of her stuff has gone missing and she's accusing me of stealing it. Ordinarilly I would have dealt with it there and then but this time money has gone missing among other things.

She's got little evidence but she's threatening to go the police. I've tried talking to her but she calls me a liar.

Anyway out of this?
Let her catch you with her stuff.

Then you can blog to the pit how it sucks to be in jail.

Or the alternative route would be to let her call the police, prove her wrong, then write the the pit how you didn't do it.
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#22
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I think you did it.

Just sayin'...

Why else would you be so scared?



Because I've never been in legal trouble before? I've certainly never been arrested.
#23
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Stealing goes against all my principles as a Christian, so what do you think?


Cruicify her
Pick flowers not fights.
Make love not war.
Drop acid not bombs.

#24
Quote by neopowell
Plant cocaine in her room. Better yet, plant a dead child with cocaine in its pocket.



Better yet, plant a live tiger that you just fed a dead baby with cocaine in it's pocket to.


I know you definitely can NOT have live tigers as pets.
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Guilty conscience much? Let her call the cops.


...or kill her...

hahahaha
if you didnt do it, your golden.
but if you did steal her crap, your a liar, and a thief.
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#26
Did you just put the "I was playing bass the other day" in there so you could post it on UG and no one would call it irrelevent? Well, sir, I call it blasphemy!
#27
Tell her to go to the police, you didn't take it so why worry?
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#28
How come your life is so exciting Fassa
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#29
Get Inspector Gadget
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#30
tell her to go ahead and go to the cops tell her you'll go down there with her if you are really certain about it she will back off
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#31
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Because I've never been in legal trouble before? I've certainly never been arrested.


You shat your pants.

There was a little turtlehead.

You were touching cloth.

If you are innocent acting guilty doesn't help. Just let her make a twat out of herself, if it wasn't you then don't worry.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#32
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Because I've never been in legal trouble before? I've certainly never been arrested.


As has been stated, you are not in legal trouble if you have done nothing wrong. Just talk to your room mate and try to convince her that you didn't do it. If nothing else avails, let her go to the police and wait for the apologetic sex.
#33
Quote by Mr. La Fritz
I think you did it.

Just sayin'...

Why else would you be so scared?

Because it's Fassa.

In all seriousness, the cops won't do anything. We've had a ton of shit stolen. We always call the cops and they fill out a report, and then completely forget about it.
#34
It sounds like you have a problem that can only be rectified by a monkey knife-fight.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#35
Who else has been in there? Do you live in a good neighborhood?

I hate to say it, but even if you didn't do it you still have something to worry about if you were the only one there.
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#36
Quote by boreamor
As has been stated, you are not in legal trouble if you have done nothing wrong. Just talk to your room mate and try to convince her that you didn't do it. If nothing else avails, let her go to the police and wait for the apologetic sex.



Hey, I'm a girl....no apology sex for me.
#37
Tell her how you didn't do it because your Never Gonna Give God Up.


That'll show her.
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#39
THE REAL PROBLEM: you were playing bass...i mean realy now WTF!!!!!!!!!!
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