#1
So I've been chilling out maxing relaxing all cool...
When I noticed that my ass has been itchier than usual.

I didn't think much of it until I've been having to scratch down there more often than usual.

Soon I took a nice long bath and I noticed something floating in the water.
It was tiny. Like a small particle. I tried to pierce it with my nail, but this task proved somewhat difficult. Thus I performed a genious task of placing this small particle on one nail, and pierce it with my other nail.

And Pit, you wouldn't believe what happened.

This little particle bled. This little particle was some sort of ass flea/crab.

I don't know about you guys, but I don't like the idea of little criters living in my ass.

Has anyone had similar experiences?
Any ideas how to fix this problem?
Should I shampoo my ass?
Yes, it is hairy. Should I shave it?
#3
are you for real?
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#10
Hey guys, there are things living in me bum. Is that bad?
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#11
Dear Pit?

As in Dear God!!!!!!! ?

Quote by JakdOnCrack
Shave your ass and pubes, and get rid of the boxers/pants you've been wearing. Also get rid of your sheets.


Obviously speaking from experience huh?
#17
I was expecting this to end in a Bel-Air.

Go to a doctor.
Pick flowers not fights.
Make love not war.
Drop acid not bombs.

#18
when a couple o' guys

they were upto no good!
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