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#1
cos i'm always afraid that i'll get caught, which is quite stupid, but i wanna know if ure ashamed of wanking.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#8
The act in itself? No way Jose. What I think of when I do it? Sometimes.
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#9
I'm ashamed of people who refer to it as 'wanking'
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#10
I'm not ashamed, but I don't want anyone walking in just because it would be awkward.
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#11
Well there was this one time when i accidentally wanked it to a picture of my mom.
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#13
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i don't know how to wank



Hold on I'll send you a step by step video.
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#14
Quote by angusfan16
Well there was this one time when i accidentally wanked it to a picture of my mom.
why was there a picture of your mom present while you were wanking!?!?!?!?!?!
#15
not too ashamed here

granted theres a difference between being shameless and rude
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#16
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why was there a picture of your mom present while you were wanking!?!?!?!?!?!

Stuff happens, I Jacked off to a guy. The time that it wasn't purposely.
#17
Yes. I don't know the female equivalent is, but none of my female friends do it. NONE of them. They don't know I do. It's just one of those secrets I'll be taking to my grave.
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#18
No
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#19
If you go into life with the assumption that absophuckinglutely everyone does it, then you'll have no problems
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#20
Quote by Abunai X
Yes. I don't know the female equivalent is, but none of my female friends do it. NONE of them. They don't know I do. It's just one of those secrets I'll be taking to my grave.

+9001 profile veiws.
#21
Quote by Abunai X
Yes. I don't know the female equivalent is, but none of my female friends do it. NONE of them. They don't know I do. It's just one of those secrets I'll be taking to my grave.

I think your friends are lying.
#22
Quote by Ponyexpress
why was there a picture of your mom present while you were wanking!?!?!?!?!?!



*sigh* here i go again.

I was looking through my basment one day and i found a pic of a really hot chick in a bikini. I wanked to it and later i had it in my hand and i was taking it to my room, my mom saw me with it and said "hey let me see that." So i let here he see it and then she said, "damn, i looked good back then."
Sail upon the open skies
#23
Yeah sometimes I am, but I'm not gonna stop with teh fap
^Wow that's messed up


Really
#24
nup
freak..
get a lock on the door of the room your in if your paranoid
Pull my finger

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#25
My friend in grade 9 always went on about how stupid masturbating is and that any guy who does it is just sad. Every time he said it, I just thought he either:
a) Has never done and doesn't know what he's missing out on (amiright?)
b) Does it a lot and is too ashamed to admit.

It must've been the latter.
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#26
Shame? That word isn't in my dictionary
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#27
Quote by Ichikurosaki
+9001 profile veiws.


That's the only reason why I posted in this thread. :\
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#28
Quote by Abunai X
Yes. I don't know the female equivalent is, but none of my female friends do it. NONE of them. They don't know I do. It's just one of those secrets I'll be taking to my grave.

How would you know they don't?

People like to lie. Especially girls regarding masturbation.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#29
Quote by angusfan16
*sigh* here i go again.

I was looking through my basment one day and i found a pic of a really hot chick in a bikini. I wanked to it and later i had it in my hand and i was taking it to my room, my mom saw me with it and said "hey let me see that." So i let here he see it and then she said, "damn, i looked good back then."

Lmao Win. No wait. Lose... I don't know!
Edit: Can I have the picture?
couldn't resist.
#30
No, not at all, but my tactic for losing my virginity right now is "If its a hole its a goal"
#34
Quote by Garou1911
I'm ashamed of people who refer to it as 'wanking'



What? Grow up.


Anyway, no one should be ashamed of it really...unless you spend your whole day wanking and not much else.
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#35
If i had any thought of girls masturbating, i would never touch carrots again...
#36
Quote by cakemonster91
Anyway, no one should be ashamed of it really...unless you spend your whole day wanking and not much else.

Hmmm... nope...
#38
Quote by angusfan16
*sigh* here i go again.

I was looking through my basment one day and i found a pic of a really hot chick in a bikini. I wanked to it and later i had it in my hand and i was taking it to my room, my mom saw me with it and said "hey let me see that." So i let here he see it and then she said, "damn, i looked good back then."

hahahaha
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#40
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
How would you know they don't?

People like to lie. Especially girls regarding masturbation.


I wouldn't be so sure. Seriously, the looks of horror on their faces if they hear about somebody doing it...I don't think they're fake.

Oh well. Their loss.
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