#1
my 10th grade homeroom decided to do secret santa this year, and we are only suppossesd to spend about $10 to $15. the girl that i got is my friend, but i dont really have any idea on what to get for her, somthing funny, or whatever?

any ideas, pit?
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I don't know, I don't know her, nor can I call her my friend.
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Get her a necklace
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Stack two cans of soda/pop/cola on top of each other, and then tape two baseballs at the base of the bottom one. Now wrap it all in tin foil.
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Condoms and lube.
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#7
10 Arnold Palmer's half and halfs



That would make my Christmas.
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inb4 Dick in a box
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
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Condoms and lube.

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get her expensive jewelry
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#15
tampons.

you know shell wear them
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#16
Tell the class to make a list of the people and what they want. Thats what we do on our classroom Then look for your friend's name and buy that.
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Tell the class to make a list of the people and what they want. Thats what we do on our classroom Then look for your friend's name and buy that.


i would do that, but we found out who we were going to get on friday, and we exchange gifts on monday
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Box in a dick.
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Surprise butt secks?
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#28
welp, off topic but when it comes to "yankee swap" or whatever you want to call it (that game where you put all the gifts in the middle off everyone and you pick them one by one) ive always thought it would be a great idea to buy one of those giant packs of 36 rolls of toilet paper. that way, that greedy dick that always picks the biggest gift gets stuck with a bunch of toilet paper.

now all i need to do is put together a game off yankee swap to see if this actually as epic as it is in my head...

hopefully this was of some help to you.
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welp, off topic but when it comes to "yankee swap" or whatever you want to call it (that game where you put all the gifts in the middle off everyone and you pick them one by one) ive always thought it would be a great idea to buy one of those giant packs of 36 rolls of toilet paper. that way, that greedy dick that always picks the biggest gift gets stuck with a bunch of toilet paper.

now all i need to do is put together a game off yankee swap to see if this actually as epic as it is in my head...

hopefully this was of some help to you.


that would be good, but the person you need to get the gift for is already assigned, we picked names out of a hat on friday
#31
Meh, just get condoms, if she offers for you to help her get rid of them-win
if she says "what the hell are these for" say "I did it for the lulz"
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Meh, just get condoms, if she offers for you to help her get rid of them-win
if she says "what the hell are these for" say "I did it for the lulz"


2 problems:
1. she has a boyfriend, &
2. i dont know if we have to open them in front of the class

if we just switch gifts, then i would get either condoms, or a dildo
#33
Stupid boyfriends, always ruining us single peoples fun..
Hmmm, Im in the same kind of predicament, I have a secret santa coming up, dont know who I'll draw, so I feel an urge to help you to help myself
Since your already friends joke gifts would work well, any inside jokes?? try to exploit them, that'd make the gift personal as well as funny
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10 Arnold Palmer's half and halfs



That would make my Christmas.



BEST GIFT EVER! Why didn't I think of that for my wish list?

Edit- I have an Yankee Swap coming up and I thought how about ten dollars worth of lottery tickets. Win either way in terms of who gets it, unless you lose.
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