#1
Hey, wanted to make a thread about this. I've been thinking about this and wondering about it . I'm looking for funny, And deep. Either or is fine.

Example of what Im actually talking about :

Why did Kamakazi Pilots wear helmets? ; quoted by George Carlin.

How does a Blind man know when he's done wiping? : quoted from a website.

What if there were no hypothetical questions? ; quoted, also by George Carlin

Just looking for funny and smarts. Kinda bored, hope it lasts

Edited for you pleasure.
Last edited by stud258 at Dec 14, 2008,
#2
Quote by stud258
Hey, wanted to make a thread about this. I've been thinking about this and wondering about it . I'm looking for funny, And deep. Either or is fine.

Example of what Im actually talking about :

Why did Kamakazi Pilots wear helmets? ; quoted by George Carlin.

How does a Blind man know when he's done wiping? : quoted from a website.

Would if there were no hypothetical questions? ; quoted, also by George Carlin

Just looking for funny and smarts. Kinda bored, hope it lasts

explain

edit: Here's a few
If a tin whistle is made of tin, why wouldn't a foghorn be made of fog?

Why does night fall, but day break?

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns in packs of 8?
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Last edited by dubstar92 at Dec 14, 2008,
#3
why do the sterilize your arm before giving you a lethal injection?
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#4
Quote by dubstar92
explain


Since it's an hypothetical question, if there were no hypothetical questions then this question wouldn't exist and ...*nosebleeds*
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#5
This is dumb.
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#7
Quote by dubstar92
explain


Im looking for sayings, Quotes, that are funny. That start of with " how do/does " "Why do" and what not.

Like my first example, Why do kamakazi pilots wear helmets. There suicide Crashers. That's why it is funny.
#8
Quote by dubstar92
explain


i believe what he meant was "WHAT if there were no hypothetial questions" and its ironic because the question itself is hypothetical
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#9
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Since it's an hypothetical question, if there were no hypothetical questions then this question wouldn't exist and ...*nosebleeds*

I understood what he was trying to say, I was just pointing out improper grammar...
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#10
Demetri Martin has a whole bunch of them.
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#11
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He thinks Would=What.
Would an idiot.


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#13
Quote by ShredGod George
why do the sterilize your arm before giving you a lethal injection?


Sometimes the lethal injection fails, and giving the prisoner an infection would be cruel and unusual punishment.
#14
Quote by KwikKopy
Sometimes the lethal injection fails, and giving the prisoner an infection would be cruel and unusual punishment.

even if it fails, it'll be a lot bigger concern than an infection
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#15
If corn powder is made from corn, and talcum powder is made from talc, what is baby powder made from?


Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
#16
If corn oil is made out of corn, and vegetable oil is made of vegetables...then explain baby oil...
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#17
Quote by ShredGod George
even if it fails, it'll be a lot bigger concern than an infection


Still, there was a situation where a prisoner sued for cruel and unusual punishment because he was so obese he was stabbed multiple times but they couldn't find the vein to inject the poison. Then a big long legal battle was carried out.
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If corn oil is made out of corn, and vegetable oil is made of vegetables...then explain baby oil...

Look up one post
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#20
Quote by KwikKopy
Sometimes the lethal injection fails, and giving the prisoner an infection would be cruel and unusual punishment.

I would consider killing someone cruel and unusual punishment.
Anyways, they do that because bacteria can still screw up dead bodies.
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#23
Quote by stud258
Hey, wanted to make a thread about this. I've been thinking about this and wondering about it . I'm looking for funny, And deep. Either or is fine.

Example of what Im actually talking about :

Why did Kamakazi Pilots wear helmets? ; quoted by George Carlin.

How does a Blind man know when he's done wiping? : quoted from a website.

What if there were no hypothetical questions? ; quoted, also by George Carlin

Just looking for funny and smarts. Kinda bored, hope it lasts

Edited for you pleasure.


So that they didn't die before they hit their target.
#24
I am He as You are He as You are Me And We are all together. Who the fcuk are you?
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#25
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#26
"Why do you say "raw sewage?" Do people actually cook that stuff?" - George Carlin

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