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#1
Got this idea from humperdunk's thread.

Post a battle and the person after says who they think would win.

I shall start

Hammer vs Screwdriver
#2
Hammer.

A guy named "Roger" vs a guy named "Igor"
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#6
Gandalf

1 Ninja Squirrel vs. 300 Pirate Bears?
By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#9
firefox
bear army vs. human army
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#10
EDIT: damn bear army obviously

Matthew McConaughey or Taylor Hanson
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#11
Matthew
Wah vs. No Wah
Gear
Ibanez RG2EX2
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Strat
Homemade EVH
Marshall JCM 800 Combo

Quote by freshtunes
its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#12
Wah

John Frusciante vs John Mayer
"This is Sierra-259, you got Spartans on the ground, sir. We're not going anywhere."

Fender Partscaster

Vox AC4TV

Korg Pitchblack Tuner
TC Electronics Nova Repeater
Electro Harmonix Big Muff Pi
MXR Micro Amp
EH Holy Grail Reverb
#13
Quote by NewsoftheWorld
Wah

John Frusciante vs John Mayer

Frusciante
SRV vs Hendrix
Gear
Ibanez RG2EX2
Epiphone Les Paul
Fender Strat
Homemade EVH
Marshall JCM 800 Combo

Quote by freshtunes
its not so much that i feel guilty about masturbating, its the things that i masturbate to that make me feel guilty.
#17
Bear

Martin Luther King Jr. Vs. Ghandi
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#19
Me (as 'you')

Nietzche vs St-Exupéry
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#23
Rick

Oprah Vs. Mother Teresa
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

© Soul Power
#25
hot cockoa (see what I did thar)

Isaac Brock vs William Hull
founding member of the Bill Bailey fan club (assuming there isn't already one)

proudly not an overly proud vegetarian
#30
Summer

hot or cold
Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
#31
summer


Hot emo chick vs. pokemon


Sorry thought this was the who would you sex with thread...


bass vs. drums
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#33
yes

in vs out?

Gibson Les Paul Traditional Satin
Fender 72' Thinline Telecaster
Fender Am Telecaster
Bad Cat HotCat 30R



Korg Pitchblack
Xotic BB Preamp
TC Flashback X4
Strymon Timeline
EHX POG 2
JHS Double Barrel
#35
Well, and ass has muscle...so that wins, I guess.

10 Vikings vs. Batman
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You're just another brick in the wall
#37
10 vikings

Pedobear vs Chris Hansen

When the bell rang to change classes at school, I walked into the hallway and yelled, "I MASTURBATE TO DUCK SEX" and started imitating a duck having sex.

#39
raw

Chuck Norris vs. King Kong :O
I'm here to help

Quote by Jimbleton
ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

Quote by Jackolas
andychalmers102, that story is awesome.