Im tired of my boring old dots, and i don't want trapezoids...
Anyone know where i can get funky fret markers, and how to install them?
google says:

and then a VERY steady hand and a dremel too with a router base.

good luck.

otherwise, some people around here are putting stickers (decals, if you will) on their fretboards.

Dots are really easy to do, a forstner bit to make a flat bottom hole and put a dot in. Anything else is alot more involved sometimes involves removing the frets. Will cost some money in tools to do a proper job. Gonna want to do some practice on something else before doing your guitar.