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#1
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.
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#2
Wrong.
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#11
we are animals that have sex drives....


How long did this take you to figure out?

Our ultimate goal is to procreate, fulfilling that doesnt make you a slut, societies labels are what make you a slut.

That and if your a girl and have sex, your a filthy filthy ***** =P
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#12
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN


Seriously though, not everyone is like that.
#13
Men don't screw anything on two legs... I haven't had sex with a clown on stilts yet.
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#14
Quote by lithium500
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.


Except for the ones who don't do that.
#17
uhhh no. Most guys dont screw every girl that tries to get with them, only the desperate ones
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#18
I asked my mom if i was a slut and she said no, so you are wrong.
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#19
Last I checked, I wouldn't be willing to **** anything on two legs. I mean chickens have two legs TS... That means you would **** a chicken.
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#21
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I'mma have to call Wrong on this one too.



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#22
I wouldn't screw with Oprah. I'd suffocate.
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#24
I have yet to lose my virginity, so that fails...

And I wouldn't screw "anything". I have standards.

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#25
Quote by lithium500
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.


Isn't a slut someone who's more slutty than the most people? It's impossible for everyone to be a slut, I mean, we all have a bit of sluttiness inside of us.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#27
How high do you think the TS is guys?
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#29
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How high do you think the TS is guys?

Higher than me.


I wish i was high.
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#30
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Men don't screw anything on two legs... I haven't had sex with a clown on stilts yet.

"YET"
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#31
Quote by lithium500
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.


Feminazis would like it if you believed that, yes, but it doesn't hold true for everyone.

You only notice the "OMG HORNY" guys because they do stupid things to get noticed. All of the perfectly normal guys (99% of the male population) are all busy being normal and going unnoticed.
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#32
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Higher than me.


I wish i was high.


Same.
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#33
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#35
Quote by lithium500
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.

Not really....

And what is wrong with being a slut?
#36
0/10, Troll.


Seriously dude. Try better. WEAK.
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#38
The Pit taking a moral stand? I never thought id see the day...what with the horsemen and the rain of fire and the end of days...

But really men dont screw anything with two legs, what about those with amputee fetishes? And as for women, they can defend themselves but im quite sure your wrong about their sex too
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#39
Quote by lithium500
I just realized something. Every one of us is a slut, a *****, a tramp, etc.

Men screw anything on two legs because men are always horny. Making them sluts.

Women screw any man they want, whenever they want, because they they have tits, and abuse that power. Which makes them sluts.


....


lets make love


...


i'm already naked
#40
Quote by jasonmetal love
Men don't screw anything on two legs... I haven't had sex with a clown on stilts yet.

That is the keyword.

I don't screw anything with two legs, so your line of thought is wrong TS