Page 1 of 2
#1
I work in a grocery store. Today one of the employees in the meat department called me into his department. He had cake in there, and he picked up a piece of it and said "did you do something to this, it smells weird." I said "No." He smelled it again, I went to grab a hold of it and he smashed it into my face. His manager came in laughing, so I wiped it on his manager. I need ideas for revenge against him.
He's a jehovah's witness, just so you know.

You know what to do, pit.

tl;dr:
guy at work smashed cake in my face. want revenge prank idea, he's a jehovah's witness.
Ibanez Prestige RGA321SPB
Last edited by tarlkea at Dec 14, 2008,
#2
cake or death ?
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#3
Throw a bucket full of blood on him.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#4
So you tried to take his cake?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#6
That didn't make much sense.

One should further their education before one resorts to revenge. Or you just could cake face them back.
#7
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Dude, he works in the meat department. Give him a break.

i lol'd
my 6 best friends:
Ibanez Artcore AF75
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
LTD H-207 7 string
Ibanez Acoustic
#9
You should bake him in a cake.

Like a warm, buttery stripper death.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#10
If he's a JW...buy him a Christmas card.
Quote by darthteet
Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

Quote by YourDad
Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#14
Something more original than the whole "luls i did the same thing to you that you did to me"
Ibanez Prestige RGA321SPB
#16
Put Icey Hot on a piece of foam and slam it in his face.
,___,
[O.o]
/)__)
-"--"-

,___,
[¬.¬]
/)__)
-"--"-



Quote by FishCream
Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#19
Quote by Adamonia
If he's a JW...buy him a Christmas card.

He's not offended by that stuff and thinks it's funny.
Ibanez Prestige RGA321SPB
#20
Quote by tarlkea
Something more original than the whole "luls i did the same thing to you that you did to me"


Commit suicide and on your suicide note make it known that you slit your throat because you got humiliated by the cake face guy. Let him live with that.
#21
cum blood
Fender Jaguar 1994
Gibson Thunderbird

Fender Hot Rod Devile 4x12

Zvex Fuzz Factory
EHX Big Muff
Zvex Box of Rock
Joyo Tremolo
Digitech Whammy
EHX Cathedral
Boss DD3
Boss TU3
#22
Quote by HandsomeFrank
"Does my penis smell funny?"


this

or you could leave something on the floor, and when he bends to pick it up...

you know what to do
#24
Quote by angusfan16
Kill his parents and grind them into cake.

Make sure he eats the cake too. And that his favorite band and there to watch him whimper like a bitch.

Scott Tenorman anyone?
#25
Quote by restless_thrash
thats how its done.


I am glad you understood.
Quote by darthteet
Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

Quote by YourDad
Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#26
Dress up as santa and come into work, and give everyone but him a present, and talk about how evil Jehova's Witnesses are.
And tell him he's a bad boy for not believing.
#27
Get him fired.

He'll be laughing about it a few years. Don't worry.

Quote by tona_107
Dress up as santa and come into work, and give everyone but him a present, and talk about how evil Jehova's Witnesses are.
And tell him he's a bad boy for not believing.


That just sounds like a really bad strip routine.
.Brand New.Bright Eyes.This Will Destroy You.

THRRRRRRRREADKILLER!
#28
Quote by slaveofsatan
Put Icey Hot on a piece of foam and slam it in his face.

i would do this, even if it's old
GRUPO EN ESPAÑOL

SI BUSCAS BANDA EN LATINOAMERICA O ESPAÑA, ENTRA AQUI
#29
Quote by TheSecondRaid
this

or you could leave something on the floor, and when he bends to pick it up...

you know what to do

lol thats funny
but personally, i would paintball his car


EDIT: by paintball, i dont mean shoot his car a couple times, i mean COVER IT in paintballs
but make sure he doesnt know its you
my 6 best friends:
Ibanez Artcore AF75
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
LTD H-207 7 string
Ibanez Acoustic
#30
Quote by tarlkea
He's not offended by that stuff and thinks it's funny.


He won't think its funny when you write a letter the the Elders or whatever explaining how he threw you a suprise birthday party at work and even smashed cake into you face in celebration.
Quote by darthteet
Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

Quote by YourDad
Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#32
sneak a PETA representivive into work and when hes busy hacking away at some animal, set him loose on him

sparks will fly
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#33
1) erect giant cake
2) fill with razors
3) shove his face into it
4) watch him bleed, lick up his tears
6) profit???
#35
ima go with paintball his car or put peanutbutter on it and cover it with seran(don't know how to spell it) wrap.
#36
just practice vandalist acts on his ****.

you can break the mirrors on his car, then write some graffitti on his house, then kill his pet, etc. anything a 15 year old guy would do.
GRUPO EN ESPAÑOL

SI BUSCAS BANDA EN LATINOAMERICA O ESPAÑA, ENTRA AQUI
#37
inb4 tl;dr

Show him goatse.
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited by coryklok : Today at 01:10 PM.
#39
slowly rape and kill the people he loves most, as he watches, then frame him for it.
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#40
I was going to make a giant swastika on his hood of his car with shaving cream in the parking lot at work.
Ibanez Prestige RGA321SPB
Page 1 of 2