Poll: beards?
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hell no..they are gross
18 8%
most badass...
106 47%
i want a super long one (thats what she said)
33 15%
shirt grizzly badass ones are for me
47 21%
beards make you look smart
22 10%
Voters: 226.
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#1
are they badass or not?

do you want one or do you have one?

discuss beards
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#4
To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe.
Quote by mh400nt
Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


Quote by Smokey Amp
I'm pretty sure guys don't get breast cancer.
#7
an Abraham Lincoln beard!


...mine is similar to Abe's...

old profile pic is old
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#13
Quote by LedFloyd77
sideburns for the win...

Hell Yeah!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#14
Facial hair is good.





on guys. seeing that one coming.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#15
I would grow one, but beards are too itchy for me. A goatee and sideburns works, though.
Nobody can see my sideburns, however.
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#18
Beards rock. I was growing one i thought was hardcore then i saw pics of it and it was only a neck beard and chops, wasnt coming in up front so nice lol. I go about 3 days growth now, just enough to have some rad stubble. Come playoff time Im growing this dirty cocksucker out. When my stache and beard meet, im gunna be rockin the duane allman look hard.
My Gear:

Fender Aerodyne Stratocaster
NOS Tweed Fender Blues Jr
Boss BD-2
Boss CE-5
Boss CS-3
Dunlop Slash Crybaby
Korg DT-10
Boss BR-600
MXR Script Phase 90
MXR DD-7 Analog Delay

GASing for:
Vox V847
#19
Quote by imdeth
I'm still waiting for mine to kick in



imdeth!!! <3


yeah ive got rouch patches right now..not a fully developed beard..but i am growing one out when it all kicks in...

so i can look like a badass...
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#20
I grew a big beard and dreaded my hair and moved to the mountains. People thought I was this awesome mountain-climbing vagabond and everyne loved me and I got lots of chicks.

Now that I live in Ontario again people look at me like I'm some sort of weirdo.
Alot of people still like it though, and I love it personally.
Electrolytes Smell Like Semen...
#21
Quote by TheQuailman
I stick with three days growth, everything else looks weird on me.


So you spend 33% of the time looking good, and 67% of the time looking wierd?
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Thanks Mr. Heafyman! you're an absolute legend
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
Quote by Hypnotisation
I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#22
Quote by SOADrox429
I would grow one, but beards are too itchy for me. A goatee and sideburns works, though.
Nobody can see my sideburns, however.


i'm too used to thoughtfully stroking my chin, so a beard just feels wrong.

a good beard looks pretty mean though. can't have everything then
#23
Quote by MOOSE_CCR99
Beards rock. I was growing one i thought was hardcore then i saw pics of it and it was only a neck beard and chops, wasnt coming in up front so nice lol. I go about 3 days growth now, just enough to have some rad stubble. Come playoff time Im growing this dirty cocksucker out. When my stache and beard meet, im gunna be rockin the duane allman look hard.


hells yeah to playoff beards, my canadian homeboy

i grow a pretty good beard myself... i'm 25, and since i was 22, i've had full-beard potential. got full chops, and chin hair, i grow a mother of a mustache, full soulpatch, neck beard too... so my options are always wide open.

beards are fun
#24
Quote by Roast Beef
i'm too used to thoughtfully stroking my chin, so a beard just feels wrong.


dude... you have never stroked a beard, have you? it's even better than stroking the chin... more options, and it makes your beard look smart!
#25
Quote by Roast Beef
i'm too used to thoughtfully stroking my chin, so a beard just feels wrong.

a good beard looks pretty mean though. can't have everything then


I never used to stroke my chin thoughtfully, but when i had a beard i started. Now when i do it beardless its just not the same .
My Gear:

Fender Aerodyne Stratocaster
NOS Tweed Fender Blues Jr
Boss BD-2
Boss CE-5
Boss CS-3
Dunlop Slash Crybaby
Korg DT-10
Boss BR-600
MXR Script Phase 90
MXR DD-7 Analog Delay

GASing for:
Vox V847
#26
Quote by Roast Beef
i'm too used to thoughtfully stroking my chin, so a beard just feels wrong.

a good beard looks pretty mean though. can't have everything then

I thoughtfully stroke my goatee. It feels good, too.
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
#27
right now i just got A side burn..and my mustache

and then i got little patches for the rest..





Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#28
I thoughtfully stroke my Oversized 70s sideburns.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#29
I like having a beard, but I don't really like beards on other people.
#32
Quote by amazing FretMan
right now i just got A side burn..and my mustache

and then i got little patches for the rest..







You only have one side burn? Man you should shave that.
#34
I'm in the process of growing this
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#35
beards are beast!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
Quote by imdeth
You only have one side burn? Man you should shave that.



lol i shave it..shave my whole face so everything grows and thickens up...i have the most epically bad ass side burn you could ever see
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#37
and this is a beard discussion thread...so we can also talk about if we have one...how long it is...what kinda beard you want if you want one..etc..


anything is better than just a mustache (directed towards the mustache thread)
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
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