Poll: Whats the Best facial hair?
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View poll results: Whats the Best facial hair?
beard
74 29%
moustache
9 4%
hitler stache
31 12%
sideburns
33 13%
soul patch
13 5%
goatee
57 22%
eybrows
16 6%
other
20 8%
Voters: 255.
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#1
There are currently two beard threads and one moustache thread on the "new post" section. So, I came up with the brilliant idea of making a facial hair thread.

You May Discuss:
BEARDS
MOUSTACHES
GOATEES
MUTTONCHOPS (even though theyre technically extended head hair)
SIDEBURNS
SOUL PATCHES
FIVE 0' CLOCK SHADOW
HITLER 'STACHES
AND OTHER STYLES OF FACIAL HAIR!

Thoses discussions can be about:
GROWING
SHAVING
TAMING
WASHING
ANYTHING YOU DEEM NECESSARY TO COME TO THIS THREAD


please no spamming... have one thread it better than 80 million
#5
God, I hate it when people put 'official' in the title. Who says it's official? Unless a mod does, then it isn't, as far as I know.
#7
Quote by Azwethinkwedo
How do i make my facial hair grow faster and thicker?

i second the Miracle Grow

although i would not suggest digesting it...


srsly: i dont know if you can speed it up
#9
Quote by Tom_hatton
God, I hate it when people put 'official' in the title. Who says it's official? Unless a mod does, then it isn't, as far as I know.

i bet you dont like vigilante justice either
#10
Chinstrap. oh yeah.
Quote by Gaz_m2k5
Now when people say "Congratulations, I heard you just had a baby" you can say "Thanks! It was delicious."

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#11
Is it true that everyone with Muton Chops wants to be Lemmy Kilmester?
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Quote by FishCream
Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#12
Quote by bacon n eggz
i second the Miracle Grow

although i would not suggest digesting it...


srsly: i dont know if you can speed it up

i hear you can castrate yourself for enhanced chin-hair growing speed
Quote by extrememetal94
I really hope I have a small penis.
#13
i was drinking when i saw the miracle gro. i managed to save my keyboard though
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

Quote by cornmancer
Please daddy, just for one hour.
#14
Quote by slaveofsatan
Is it true that everyone with Muton Chops wants to be Lemmy Kilmester?

NO!!!


...yes
#15
I like to have some stubble, but it currently only grows on the right side of my face..
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#17
Quote by soccerguy6494
i hear you can castrate yourself for enhanced chin-hair growing speed


Castrating yourself rids the body of the place where testosterone is mainly made. Testosterone make body hair grow, hence why alot of women don't have alot of bodily hair.

So to increase bodily hair growth, take testosterone supplements. Unfortunately, this will increase the rate that ALL hair will grow. Yes. Even ass hair.
#18
Quote by Metallicaxp
Handle-bars are where it's at!

my calc teacher is considering growing one over the winter break


theyre so cool...
#19
Quote by pHaKe
I like to have some stubble, but it currently only grows on the right side of my face..


I have the same problem, but mine only grows on my left side.
DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT RON WILSON
#20
I prefer the 3 or 4 day stubble much more than a full beard or a clean shave.
It's Only Rock and Roll, But I like It
#21
How do I shave without getting the shaved area all red...

I used to use some shaving cream stuff then just used regular soap, no difference. Maybe if I Just do it more often? Because I can just get away with shaving each saturday.
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#22
Quote by sharpshootr55
I have the same problem, but mine only grows on my left side.


You two should like, try that fusion thing off of Dragonball Z and become Chewbacca.

FUSSSIOOONNNNNN...HA!

RRAAARRRGHHHH!
#23
Quote by floppypick
How do I shave without getting the shaved area all red...

I used to use some shaving cream stuff then just used regular soap, no difference. Maybe if I Just do it more often? Because I can just get away with shaving each saturday.

Get a new razor, the blades are probably dull.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#24
Quote by boreamor
Castrating yourself rids the body of the place where testosterone is mainly made. Testosterone make body hair grow, hence why alot of women don't have alot of bodily hair.

So to increase bodily hair growth, take testosterone supplements. Unfortunately, this will increase the rate that ALL hair will grow. Yes. Even ass hair.

wait what? i was kidding
Quote by extrememetal94
I really hope I have a small penis.
#25
Quote by dubstar92
Get a new razor, the blades are probably dull.


Tried that, didn't make a difference
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#26
Quote by floppypick
Tried that, didn't make a difference



your face might not be used to it..so shave daily to get your face tougher


when i first started shaving my face would get red and it would cause my face to break out =[


so i didnt really wanna shave but i had to...


now i use shaving cream..which helped...and i shave daily
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#28
Quote by boreamor
You two should like, try that fusion thing off of Dragonball Z and become Chewbacca.

FUSSSIOOONNNNNN...HA!

RRAAARRRGHHHH!


If only that were possible.
DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT RON WILSON
#29
Quote by amazing FretMan
your face might not be used to it..so shave daily to get your face tougher


when i first started shaving my face would get red and it would cause my face to break out =[


so i didnt really wanna shave but i had to...


now i use shaving cream..which helped...and i shave daily


Alright, will try over christmas break!
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#31
Quote by bacon n eggz
i bet you dont like vigilante justice either




anyway, i wish i could grow a goatee, i only have like 4 hairs on my chin
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#33
I dont have enough or the right type of facial hair to grow a cool beard or something
as soon as i can i will me thinks.. so i can look older
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#34
i have a thing for beards and sideburns
so i voted other
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#35
So, I've basically got Mutton-chops/Big Sideburns (for the age of 15 lol...).. I've been hearing from a couple people lately that I should cut them, and some people are telling me otherwise.

So I'm here to ask you guys if you think I should shave em?
There's a pic on my profile...


Basically the only things keeping me from shaving them are:
-Jim Morrison
-My dreams of being the first student in my school with a full beard lol.

Shall I cut them? or leave them?
#36
Facial hair, huh? Yeah, it kinda grows on you.
Last edited by Flying Couch at Jan 17, 2009,
#37
Quote by Flying Couch
Facial hair, huh? Yeah ,it kinda grows on you,

BA-ZING!!
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#38
I find it annoying how Facial hair, and *Other hairs* Grow back so quickly after shaving...
No wonder girls dont shave that little "Girl Stache"


I dont blame them
Its almost a bitch to have to KEEP shaving every 3 days...
MichaelEMJAYARE
#39
You forgot mutton chops.
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