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A good friend of mine that I was in a band with started dating my sister. Not a big deal, but then when my sister and him broke up he started talking to my mom a lot..strange I thought. Then it just got completely ****ed up when my mom divorced my dad and is now ****ing my friend on a regular basis. Just wondering what the pit thinks of this and if anyone has a similar experience.
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#2
wtf......


dude


kill your friend
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#5
*shocked look*

wow.... thats ****ed

yes i have seen things more ****ed but i didnt think it was weird at the time
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#6
lol!

that would be one awkward threesome.
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#8
Hahaha.That sucks.

Pics of your mom?
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#11
O_O

Holy ****... Thats ****ed up!
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#12
so he ****ed your sister..and he is ****ing your mom so good that she left your dad for the great sex she was having with your friend


dude..either **** his entire family or kill him
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#15
Pix or it didn't happen.

Who cares, it's your mum's pussy, not yours.

Though your friend might become your stepdad and start spanking you...
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#18
You would be officially owned if they got married, but i just think it's funny the way at any moment he could just spring "Yeah but i'm doing your mom" on you
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#19
Tonights story is somewhat unique and calls for a different introduction. This, as you may recognise, is TS's mother... And this mother has been through hard times as of recent, oh yes, I forgot to mention something, Didnt I? TS's mother has been copulating with one of his friends. You have now entered the Twilight Moan.


#22
Gross. Your mom is banging a dude that has your sisters vagina all over him. Talk about sloppy seconds.
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Tonights story is somewhat unique and calls for a different introduction. This, as you may recognise, is TS's mother... And this mother has been through hard times as of recent, oh yes, I forgot to mention something, Didnt I? TS's mother has been copulating with one of his friends. You have now entered the Twilight Moan.



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#26
well, that's f*cked up.

TrickyCindy is right, set some bounds or your friend might start spanking you and making you call him 'daddy'.
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#28
This reminds me of the movie 8 Mile where Eminem walks in while a guy he went to school with is ****ing his Mom.
#30
ask him for sex tips cause he is apparentley pro or go twelve rounds of bare knuckle boxing
#32
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Pix or it didn't happen.

Who cares, it's your mum's pussy, not yours.

Though your friend might become your stepdad and start spanking you...


yeah thats what my dad said. hes like "hey u might have a stepdad ur own age."
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#37
Wow man.


All I have to say is your mom must be hot.
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#38
And if they break up, he's gonna start hitting on you?
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#39
i got it have sex with your friends girl ..... oh wait nevermind thats your mom
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