#1
Has anyone seen his new commercial? The Big City Sliders or whatever? Why won't he leave us alone? Why cannot he speak at a normal volume?
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#2
Because he's Billy Mays, he can't die, he will still be around in the year 3048 selling ****ty equipment to flimsy buyers.
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#4
Leave us alone?!

You should feel blessed to get the priviledge to even lay eyes on billy mays!



Edit- ****ING FILTERS ruined my pic!

EDIT EDIT : **** the touchpad on this thing.
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#5
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Leave us alone?!

You should feel blessed to get the priviledge to even lay eyes on billy mays!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_*****_Mouth.jpg/120px-Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_*****_Mouth.jpg[img

Edit- ****ING FILTERS ruined my pic!


no you just suck at image code
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#7
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Leave us alone?!

You should feel blessed to get the priviledge to even lay eyes on billy mays!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fa/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_*****_Mouth.jpg/120px-Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_*****_Mouth.jpg[img

Edit- ****ING FILTERS ruined my pic!


oh you mean this!
#8
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Fix'd
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#10
I need a dent king.
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#11
There's a guy in my town who does car commercials on the radio who's like a Billy Mays wannabe. HE IS LOUD!!! >:[]

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I keep meaning to record one them and put it on youtube.
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