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I was listening to the comedian Pablo Francisco and he was talking about creative ways to cockblock a friend. His suggestion was to play songs such as Tequila and some System of a Down while they were goin at it, as it is quite difficult to hump to that. Well Pit, do you have any creative cockblocks to share with the world?
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#4
lol win. Yet that is what I like to call a "justified" cockblock. (To the to catch a predator guy)
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Yea, seriously. If I get cockblocked by this guy, I'm done for the night for sure.

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#7
Tell her you're gay. She'll be dressed quicker than you can say bi-curious.
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#8
take a cinderblock


drop it on the cock
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#9
Quote by Scotdizzle
I was listening to the comedian Pablo Francisco and he was talking about creative ways to cockblock a friend. His suggestion was to play songs such as Tequila and some System of a Down while they were goin at it, as it is quite difficult to hump to that. Well Pit, do you have any creative cockblocks to share with the world?

I'd imagine you could have a hell of a night shagging along to Bounce, Shimmy, or even Sugar.
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I'd imagine you could have a hell of a night shagging along to Bounce, Shimmy, or even Sugar.


Well you would also have to be used to SOAD. What if the first time you heard Serj was while having sex?

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Woah guys, this is actually the first post relevant to the thread in a LOOONG time. I applaud you Scotdizzle.


I found the damn sig thing!
#12
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Well you would also have to be used to SOAD. What if the first time you heard Serj was while having sex?

Educationfornicationinyouarego!!!

Girl: WTF Gawd Im outta heeerre!


BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE.
#13
grindcore... unless she is a freak. then that just means it would make her hornyier....
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#14
kill the guy, and proceed to nail the girl.

it's legal as long as you shout 'cockblock'
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#15
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she'll be out of there like a bat out of hell
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#16
To block somebody else...when the get close, act like their gay partner.
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#18
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kill the guy, and proceed to nail the girl.

it's legal as long as you shout 'cockblock'


oh my God nimrod you are a genius beyond words
#20
While your buddy is about to get the girl, walk in between them and take a shit on the floor. If the girl doesn't run away wipe with her clothing. Walk away like nothing happened.
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#21
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oh my God nimrod you are a genius beyond words


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#22
I can't believe this hasn't been said already seeing as how it's actually a decent answer this time but...


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#23
take a piss on his bed beforehand, if you're lucky, she'll think it was him.

alternatively, walk in the room, sit in the corner and fap
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#24
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Definately this.


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#26
We had to cockblock someone the other night... we went for the classic 'taking him to one side and pointing out "dude, she's quite drunk so she won't be thinking about this, and you don't know, but... chick has quite a large boyfriend"' method. He had to go outside to get some air, he was close to the kiss we think.
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#28
tell the chick he posts on the pit

it will fill her with fear.....
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#30
leave giant blood stain on the bed. or get a really big fat guy and make him sit naked on the sofa
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#32
play cannibal corpse songs and say the lyrics to them in normal speaking to the girl, while staring into her eyes as though you want to murder her
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#33
While your buddy is talking to her, walk in with a brown paper bag and say "Yo I picked up your Herpes medication from the pharmacy.....Oh...I see...."

OR

Walk in with some Pokemon cards and say "Hey, when are we gonna play man? You promised!"
#34
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play cannibal corpse songs and say the lyrics to them in normal speaking to the girl, while staring into her eyes as though you want to murder her

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
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#35
hire an old hooker to pole dance....
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#36
Throw a rooster at the guy or girl before penetration. If it keeps him from having sex then damn if you didn't **** block him in the most literal of terms
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#37
My friend whom i've known for like 3 years started going out with this guy who i'm in jazz band with so I've I see him holding her hand or hugging her I just act like a dick and grab him like he's grabbing her or hold his hand, she laughs at him and then she stops holding his hand or whatever, I get lols she gets lols he gets creeped out
#39
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#40
the thing about cockblocks is they work the opposite. when someone says "dude, dont let me get too drunk tonight and sleep with someone i wouldnt normally sleep with". so u do wut they say and then they get pissed when u step in. and then when no one says those famous "dude if im too drunk" words, thats win u get with a hot chick, and then u get cockblocked. it never works when it is needed, only when it is at a totally unneccessary time.

but if u really wanna creep someone out say just nothing...just walk in the room and say nothing.
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