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#1
inb4 racist. I have a story that will make you rage.

I am from the boonies of Northern California, near Lake Tahoe. We have like a foot of snow right now, to give you an idea. Way up in the damn forest.

Anyway, I've lived up here all my life, and ever since I can remember, there have been camps of Russians that live up in the forest, in their own little ghetto ghettos, in tents down by the lake. Most of them don't even speak english. I don't know why the hell they are here. But yes, there are camps of native Russians that live in my area.

Anyway, it is tradition in my town to decorate some pine trees as christmas trees along the road to the next town. Every year more and more get decorated. Me and my friends decorated one nice pine tree on our road, it looked great.

The same week that we decorated the tree, it was cut down and taken away. What kind of assholes do that. Cut down a decorated christmas tree on the road.

Anyway, now for the rage. I went up way high in the mountains with my friends to do some donuts with our trucks in the ice, and guess what the hell I saw. A russian camp with my god damn christmas tree right in the center. We hella drove over there and confronted them. One of them spoke english.

Luckily one of my friends is a hella intimidating guy and told them what the deal was and almost got into a fight. No one likes these guys for this very reason. Troublemakers. We did donuts and left without the tree. What were we going to do, glue it back to it's stump?

tl;dr - A group of homeless russians stole my christmas tree.
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Last edited by SlinkyBlue at Dec 14, 2008,
#3
posting this on a russian site...

smart move.
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#4
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posting this on a russian site...

smart move.


Its not racist if it actually happened.
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#5
Punch him in the throat!
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#8
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Its not racist if it actually happened.

slavery happened.

also who said anything about you being racist?

I merely commented on the fact that you're bitching about russians on a russian site.
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#9
Go get your tree back ...


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#10
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slavery happened.

also who said anything about you being racist?

I merely commented on the fact that you're bitching about russians on a russian site.

i thought this site was dutch? flag fox says it is
#12
Well you should of locked your christmas tree up.

Christmas noob.
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#13
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i thought this site was dutch? flag fox says it is


nope, it's russian
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#14
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slavery happened.

also who said anything about you being racist?

I merely commented on the fact that you're bitching about russians on a russian site.


Touche.
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#16
Ok not to be a hard on, but you said "hella" too many times in that soliloquy. Especially when you said "we 'hella' drove over there."

Isn't "hella" a shortened version for "hell of?"
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#17
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Its not racist if it actually happened.

#19
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i thought this site was dutch? flag fox says it is

zappp is russian and so is most of the programming team as far as I'm aware.

server may be actually be in the netherlands though.
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#21
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I was 12 years old, just arrived to Israel. It was my second day since I immigrated. Keep in mind that after the berlin wall fell, a ****load of Russians immigrated there.
So I hear that they speak English fairly well over there. I go to a park, and there's a little Russian kid (8 years old?) on some game. So he tells something to me, I don't understand a thing since I didn't speak Hebrew back then. So I just say "Do you want to go faster?" or something like that thinking that he wanted me to help him. Then he proceeds to spit on me.

However, my best friends over there ended up being Russians and Ukrainians .
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#22
Get a group of German WW2 veterans and people who lived during the cold war and lead a Special ops team in there.
#23
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Reading over my post, I realized I used "hella" twice, and wondered if anyone would question it.

I find that this word is exclusive to Northern California people. Sacramento, Chico, Auburn, Lake Tahoe... I've never heard it in LA, San Fransisco or anywhere else. I guess its just something that is used in my area.

I've heard that if you go to LA and say "hella" to some up-to-date people, they'll immediatelly ask if you're from norcal.
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#25
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We hella drove over there and confronted them.

Am I the only one who noticed this doesn't make sense?
#26
Its not their fault, they were sitting around the tree because in soviet russia, present opens you!
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#29
dirty Russians....

stealling christmas?
i will not tolerate it.
oh wait... im mexican
i would have stolen your tree and raped your women xD
nevermind....
#30
whoa this sites russian....that explains all of the bad grammar and out of date news arcticles
#31
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whoa this sites russian....that explains all of the bad grammar and out of date news arcticles


*take cover!*

to Dog--: Read my post a few back. I explain the word hella and its origin.
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#32
In Soviet Russia, tree steals you!
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#33
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Am I the only one who noticed this doesn't make sense?


It's Northern California, they say that a lot. Or should I say, hella lot?
#34
Damn Russians, always in a hurry...

Gotta keep moving, no "Stalin" for them!

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#35
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It's Northern California, they say that a lot. Or should I say, hella lot?


Damn, you New Jersey folk know that?
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#37
I know a guy from that area. Alex Miller. He's a faggot from the south shore.
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Damn Russians, always in a hurry...

Gotta keep moving, no "Stalin" for them!


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#39
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whoa this sites russian....that explains all of the bad grammar and out of date news arcticles

I couldn't decide between 2 responses to this so I'll give you both

"whoa you're from texas... that explains the bigotry."

and

"yep. not everyone comes from a country that speaks english as their first language. weird isn't it?"

I'll let the people decide.
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#40
My family lives up around that area and yeah, there are weird Russian settlements for some reason. Call the Macias's and tell em' Jason sent you. Just give them an address... they will do the rest.

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