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#1
You know. Instead of his penis.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#3
Don't be stupid, I always think with my penis. I tried to eat a Big Mac today, instead I just made love to it.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
When our dick's lose control.

Other words, ne'er.
R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#6
Quote by humperdunk
You know. Instead of his penis.

Your penis can think... mine can't. I wish mine could, then maybe then I would stop waking up to ugly chicks.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#8
befor ethe age of 12-13


somewhat between 14-18

after 22-23
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#10
When your so old it doesnt work anymore
(\/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") ExtremeMetalFTW donated these ears
Notice something wrong? Yea, me too
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#11
Once the penis gets cut off.

(Don't cut mah wood)
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


HG FC: 4211 7971 0287
Plt FC: 3052 1000 9033
#13
The morning after when you wake up with a crack pipe and handcuffs on the nightstand and a 300 pound quatra chinned brown haired stretch-marked behemoth on the bed next to you and the disgusting taste of old urine in your mouth
Quote by tjfishrocker
Coolcat i want to make love to you right now.

Quote by Natrone


Anyone else see the irony in smashing a guitar that says "peace and love" ?
#14
Quote by Coolcat13
The morning after when you wake up with a crack pipe and handcuffs on the nightstand and a 300 pound quatra chinned brown haired stretch-marked behemoth on the bed next to you and the disgusting taste of old urine in your mouth


*Throws up everywhere and dies*
#15
Quote by Coolcat13
The morning after when you wake up with a crack pipe and handcuffs on the nightstand and a 300 pound quatra chinned brown haired stretch-marked behemoth on the bed next to you and the disgusting taste of old urine in your mouth


Damn, thought I was the only one!
#16
Quote by Coolcat13
The morning after when you wake up with a crack pipe and handcuffs on the nightstand and a 300 pound quatra chinned brown haired stretch-marked behemoth on the bed next to you and the disgusting taste of old urine in your mouth

That'll about do it.
Quote by Th6r6a6sH
The Pit is a reliable source of information
Quote by imdeth
My penis is tough. My penis is elite.
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I like Luigi.

His cock is maximum.

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

OPETH RULES.

Member of Åkerfeldtism

My last.fm
#20
Quote by Coolcat13
The morning after when you wake up with a crack pipe and handcuffs on the nightstand and a 300 pound quatra chinned brown haired stretch-marked behemoth on the bed next to you and the disgusting taste of old urine in your mouth

this seems to be the general consensus. Thanks! I'm off to find a three hundred pound behemoth!
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#21
Quote by humperdunk
this seems to be the general consensus. Thanks! I'm off to find a three hundred pound behemoth!


Before you go on this quest; have my sword!
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


HG FC: 4211 7971 0287
Plt FC: 3052 1000 9033
#22
Quote by RipeFlesh
Before you go on this quest; have my sword!

well thanks very much. I'm sure it will serve me well.
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#24
Quote by humperdunk
Quote by RipeFlesh
Before you go on this quest; have my sword!

well thanks very much. I'm sure it will serve me well.


and my bow

Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#25
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
and my bow


And my axe!


Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
Quote by madbasslover
I never think with my penis. Sure, I'm lonely, but at least everything I do and say makes sense.

dont think with penis??

That in itself doesnt make sense!
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#27
thanks to the lord of the rings pics this has easily became the best thread i've had the honor of being in.
#28
Quote by dethead666
thanks to the lord of the rings pics this has easily became the best thread i've had the honor of being in.

if only it hadnt been done (by 4chan nontheless!) a million times before.
Quote by Primus2112
I just asked a guestion regarding a music store myth and my thread turns into a discussion about titfucking bagged milk.

#30
Quote by Zero-Hartman
And my axe!



and my stapler!

The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#32
Quote by kaosfire
if only it hadnt been done (by 4chan nontheless!) a million times before.

bah humbug
#33
Quote by kaosfire
if only it hadnt been done (by 4chan nontheless!) a million times before.

youre just jealous cuz you couldnt participate


lulz
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#35
when ur eighty and shooting dust.
Quote by Insanitydenied
I try to be the quiet musician type, but there's too much to say.

OF THE BASS MILITIA - PM Nutter_101 to join


FUCK PARAMORE.

HOT LESBIANS

Centered, Bitch.

Yes, I'm only 14. So?
#37
Quote by raysoh8


Zero-hartman your "axe" picture was a red X.

Shows Gimli for me. A disturbingly large picture of Gimli to be honest

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#38
When the minute possibility of sex or sexual actions isn't an option.

Like visiting your grandmother or getting married.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#39
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Shows Gimli for me. A disturbingly large picture of Gimli to be honest

yes it is quite a large Gimli, almost life-size
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#40
It WAS a red X. But then the pic showed up after i reloaded the page and killed my lolz.
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