#1
Okay...heres the story...I was ****ing this girl i met at a party last night, and she was a "little buzzed"...ahem...well anyways, we start getting busy, and she starts screaming like a mofo, and im just like what the hell? and her vagina started to clamp down really tight on my ****....at first i was just like, "oh, this is cool", and then it REALLY tight....to the point that it was uncomfortable to keep going...she seemed to be liking it good, but i couldnt take it anymore, and i tried pulling out and it was like a hand grabbing my ****ing penis....short story is, i freaked the **** out, didnt talk to her the rest of the night, and my penor has been purple and yellow and its tender as hell, i couldnt even take a shower today....Pit....what do I do?
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#6
sucks for you!!!!


Seriously, i have no idea, maybe her vagina is a portal to another demention, ever think of that?
#7
Heeey! Your penis could be the Vikings mascot!

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#8
That was the parmesan grinder. Either that or you got an 80 year old Dentagina.

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#12
i know, rigor mortis is a bitch ain't it?
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#13
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stop being a troll
you just watched Teeth didn't you?

That's just what I was thinking

That movie scared me in so many many ways..
#14
I swear to ****in' God I am being totally serious....what do i do?
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#15
Girls do have muscled down there, you know... Don't go around banging drunk chicks and stuff like that won't happen.

It's probably just bruised, give it some time and let it heal.
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#18
but she was a redhead
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I swear to ****in' God I am being totally serious....what do i do?

Phone her up and inform her that her lady bits are collapsing like a neutron star.

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