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#1
My girlfriend wants to give me something for Christmas but she's asking me what to get. I have no clue. Any ideas?
#2
Something that you want.

If there's nothing you want, a blow job.

Everyone wants a blow job.

If you don't want that I'll have it.
#3
Dick in a box
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Edit: ^ gah, ya beat me, ya bastard! *wags finger and walks away grumbling*

time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
Last edited by iceman_8319 at Dec 14, 2008,
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#7
I always hate gifts from girls. I don't even know why.
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#8
Sex Panther by Odion. it's made with bits of real panther...so you know its good.
#9
Quote by witchhammer
Sex Panther by Odion. it's made with bits of real panther...so you know its good.


%15 of the time, it works everytime.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Dick in a box


was waiting for that...for 5 seconds
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#12
question 1 - is that you in ur profile pic?
if so, what the hell is your 13 year old girlfriend gonna get you?
question 2 - ask for a custom LP. can't go wrong
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#14
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Dick in a box

Quote by iceman_8319
Edit: ^ gah, ya beat me, ya bastard! *wags finger and walks away grumbling*

So, do you guys girlfriends have dicks?

Because that makes them guys.
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Quote by freedoms_stain
So, do you guys girlfriends have dicks?

Because that makes them guys.


No,
it just means they have access to scissors or other cutting instruments.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#18
Quote by freedoms_stain
So, do you guys girlfriends have dicks?

Because that makes them guys.



Maybe she has an abnormally large clit.


E-cookie for reference.
#20
haha wow I knew I'd get some stuff like this. I dont know I just cant think of what I want.
#21
Quote by NHBassist12
question 1 - is that you in ur profile pic?
if so, what the hell is your 13 year old girlfriend gonna get you?
question 2 - ask for a custom LP. can't go wrong

Yes, I am in fact Jimmy Page
#26
Quote by fieryfenderz
Yes, I am in fact Jimmy Page

That's your avatar, not your profile pic.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#28
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That's your avatar, not your profile pic.

That's right, you like like a little cun7 in your profile pic.
#29
Quote by fieryfenderz
My girlfriend wants to give me something for Christmas but she's asking me what to get. I have no clue. Any ideas?


jewelry...
If you want to shine like the sun first you must burn like it.
#31
Quote by freedoms_stain
So, do you guys girlfriends have dicks?

Because that makes them guys.



Ah, didn't read the OP well enough, silly me.
This should suffice
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#33
a threesome with her hot friend who may or may not exist.
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#34
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%15 of the time, it works everytime.


I'm 100% sure it's 60%, not 15%.
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#35
Quote by MASTER JiMMY
No, that's gay.


well... I guess he better just put her ass out on the streets then.
If you want to shine like the sun first you must burn like it.
#36
Get her some smirnoff cosmopolitan, its the girliest drink ever and they love it. and it has something to do with sex and the city, and apparently that makes it the bomb. then she can drink it and you can rape her. lmao. no just kidding, idk man give her a nice stained glass window or something.
#37
my wife refuses to get me anything music/instrument related (im picky) so for my burthday i had her get me a master replicas force fx darth vader lightsaber. but im a fuking dork.
#38
Quote by metalblaster
Get her some smirnoff cosmopolitan, its the girliest drink ever and they love it. and it has something to do with sex and the city, and apparently that makes it the bomb. then she can drink it and you can rape her. lmao. no just kidding, idk man give her a nice stained glass window or something.


Methinks you should reread the OP so to save yourself from looking like a dumb-ass.

Serious Idea:

Something related to Led Zeppelin or any other classic rock icon

Funny Idea (Although still completely serious):

Teh secks
#39
Quote by iceman_8319
Edit: ^ gah, ya beat me, ya bastard! *wags finger and walks away grumbling*

unless his girlfriend has a dick, i'm not sure this would work

you're girlfriend doesn't have a penis does she TS?
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