#1
Ok well today a teacher at my school came in after few months off due to pregnancy..she showed us her baby and it has a friggn' hole on the top of its head, LULWUT?

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Like a whale? Awesome. Can it blow breast milk from the top of its head?

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#5
Define "hole" in the top of its head. As in, open hole that was bleeding profusely? Or a little dimple in the head which is probably between two parts of its not-fully-developed skull?
#6
Like seriously, a hole...its open and you can see in.
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#9
not the skull but damn near it. i feel like putting something in it
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#10
Is the baby still alive?
because holes in heads are typically fatal
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#11
Did she comment on the hole? Or did she act as though nothing was wrong with it? Or was this just a picture of the baby with a hole in it?
#12
Maybe she gave birth to a money jar, and there's only one way to get the money out.

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#13
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Like seriously, a hole...its open and you can see in.

Can you see to his brain, his skull, or is it just a soft spot?
#14
uh... dude, happens to most babies, its the skull not fully developed yet... and i doubt there is a physical black bore into the child's head, its prob just a little red circle that you might barely be able to fit the top of a pinky inside.
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#16
she acted like there was nothing, none of us commented on it. it was like really weird inside..all gooey, bright pink n stuff
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#20
She obviously had a lot of sex while she was pregnant with him.
Either that or he is a half dolphin half human super mutant.
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she acted like there was nothing, none of us commented on it. it was like really weird inside..all gooey, bright pink n stuff

That doesn't sound to good....
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#23
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It's called a mouth. 99% of humans have them.

cause we all have mouths on top of our head.
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She obviously had a lot of sex while she was pregnant with him.
Either that or he is a half dolphin half human super mutant.

Contrary to popular belief, it's perfectly safe to have sex while pregnant.
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Is the baby still alive?
because holes in heads are typically fatal

No. She's dragging a dead fetus around.
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#27
I think you found the entrance to Narnia.

Good luck, and don't trust the witch
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Is the baby still alive?
because holes in heads are typically fatal

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#29
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#30
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OMFG Merf, I read your post when you first posted it and i'm only just getting up off the floor now
#31
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Contrary to popular belief, it's perfectly safe to have sex while pregnant.

Safe yes.

Disgusting boning a pregnant chick, yes.
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#32
lol so does the babies corpse stink yet? Since you made no mention I'm guessing she's preserved it quite well or it is yet begun to decompose.
#33
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Safe yes.

Disgusting boning a pregnant chick, yes.



lol I had a friend who ****ed a pregnant chick who was cheating on her husband and he said her pussy was bloated and "hanging out" probably due to the pressure down there. Fucking disgusting.


Or if you are into Pastrami Pussy

#34
Merf's and TooFast's responses seriously had me dying of laughter haha.

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#36
It's 100% normal.
Newborn babies still don't have their skull fully developed so they can get out of the mom's body more easily. It'll be out of beta in some days.
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#37
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It's 100% normal.
Newborn babies still don't have their skull fully developed so they can get out of the mom's body more easily. It'll be out of beta in some days.

haha. beta.

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