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#1
ok so i have no money and Christmas is coming up.
this chick gave me soo much indirect crap on what my present is going to be.(almost told me)
and its some nice pair of sneakers, i like this girl and all but idk what to get her !
HELP PIT cheap gift ideas...
oh and btw im already planing on doing a dick a box thing
#3
Definitely...............I don't care
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#4
How many time will 'dick in a box' be suggested tonight?
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#5
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oh and btw im already planing on doing a dick a box thing


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Good luck
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#7
Rake a yard or something? Are you still young enough to ask the parents for money?
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#8
Make like a little of scap book of things you guys have done together and little inside jokes. That type of stuff. Should cost like 10 dollars max.
#9
Dick in a postal tube.

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#10
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Rake a yard or something?


Yes, in the sexual innuendo way
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#12
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Rake a yard or something? Are you still young enough to ask the parents for money?

no
u.u
jaja
#13
Dead squirrels. It's cheap, and let's face it, it's fun too!
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#14
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how did you knew about that O_O
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#15
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How many time will 'dick in a box' be suggested tonight?


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#16
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Dick in a postal tube.


Dick in a bag? Wow... that came out more sexual than i thought it would...
You could always give her a kiss... that makes a really nice present...
#17
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play her a song
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#18
^ This dude wins. Is her name Delilah? If it is I can recommend you a song to play her.
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play her a song

better yet WRITE her a song
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#20
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better yet WRITE her a song

play her a song you wrote!

and record it on a CD
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#22
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play her a song

this was my original idea (along with a dick in a box)
BUT i will feel kinda cheap and bad u.u she got me 80 dollar shoes : (
#23
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this was my original idea (along with a dick in a box)
BUT i will feel kinda cheap and bad u.u she got me 80 dollar shoes : (


Money isn't everything.

Just write her a song that doesn't suck and proceed to violate her sexually.

She'll appreciate the gesture
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#24
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Money isn't everything.

Just write her a song that doesn't suck and proceed to violate her sexually.

She'll appreciate the gesture

ok this actually made me feel better xD
i think im going do this....
i know its not everything its thought that counts
but still has it never happened to you that u get an expensive gift and u have nothing/something cheap for them?
#25
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ok this actually made me feel better xD
i think im going do this....
i know its not everything its thought that counts
but still has it never happened to you that u get an expensive gift and u have nothing/something cheap for them?

Do you know how much work goes into writing a good song?
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#27
or u could be her man slave either one will work
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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#29
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Do you know how much work goes into writing a good song?

yes, but still idk I FEEL CHEAP !
even though I understand how HARD IT IS, maybe to her it would only seem nice
u kno wut i mean?
shes hot and kinda shallow(shes kinda of preppy that's why) and i have already given songs to her out of nowhere.
so it whats so special about it now?
xD
i know she will love and feel grateful about it BUT CMON i would feel stupid with a brand new pair of sneakers in my hands x3
oh god i wish i would have never said i liked those u.u
#30
Well if shes shallow and preppy why are you even trying to get with her?

Oh nvm, you said she was hot...

And your calling her shallow -__-'

Like I said...if her name is Delilah your half way there... Could also play her that one Ben Gibbard song... Into the Dark or something, Follow You? I forget...
#32
Dude,
play her the song in a public place or something.

Make her remember it and she'll think it's a****ingmazing.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#33
play im yours by jason mraz, in front of her friends, they will think ur soo romantic and such.
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Give him something he can appreciate.


Herpes maybe.
#34
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How many time will 'dick in a box' be suggested tonight?

Incidentally, I was wondering the same thing.

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#35
penis in a package.
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#36
Don't just play her a song for christmas, I'd smack you in the face and call you cheap. Buy her a cheap cd like Britney Spears or something, the new one just came out and it's only 15 bucks. Or buy her a movie, or take her out to a movie, or chocolate.
#38
Just burglarize some cool **** and give it to her.
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#39
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Just burglarize some cool **** and give it to her.


+1

Theft is the quickest way to a girls heart... also leaves plenty of cash for hookers.
#40
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ok so i have no money and Christmas is coming up.
this chick gave me soo much indirect crap on what my present is going to be.(almost told me)
and its some nice pair of sneakers, i like this girl and all but idk what to get her !
HELP PIT cheap gift ideas...
oh and btw im already planing on doing a dick a box thing


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