#1
My sister was just watching a TV show (I'm in the room), and it's about people not knowing that they were pregnant. Eventually, the woman goes to the hospital and learns that she's pregnant. The woman then went to the bathroom. The was on the toilet and she gave birth to the baby. The baby fell into the toilet.

Imagine the baby's face when the mom tell him/her that story. XD

tl;dr: Woman gave birth to a baby in a toilet.


I guess to keep this alive, tell funny things from random shows/infomercials.
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#3
Wtf Either she thought that was one hell of a big poo or she was genuinely retarded.

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#5
Imagine the confusion when she turned around and looked in the bowl.

"... WTF is that?"
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#6
I remember they had a big thing about something similar like that on oprah
The chicks gave birth in the toilet and she was the only one who knew she was pregnant at the time
then she put the baby in a duffel bag and stabbed it a few times because she didn't want it to ruin her life
then she went and had dinner with her family
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My sister was just watching a TV show (I'm in the room), and it's about people not knowing that they were pregnant. Eventually, the woman goes to the hospital and learns that she's pregnant. The woman then went to the bathroom. The was on the toilet and she gave birth to the baby. The baby fell into the toilet.

Imagine the baby's face when the mom tell him/her that story. XD

tl;dr: Woman gave birth to a baby in a toilet.

I'll be honest. I'm not sure how you find that funny...
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#9
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The baby fell into the toilet.

Lets drop you in a toilet several times and see how you enjoy it
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Lets drop you in a toilet several times and see how you enjoy it


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Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#12
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I think a woman got charged for trying to kill her baby like that a while back.

I remember that.


How the hell do you not realize you're pregnant? You have this huge ****ing lump on you for a few months and all the other **** that accompanies it.
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#13
I'm not really sure that's even possible.

As you all say you'd realize you were pregnant due to massive belly and tits and whatnot, plus, labour isn't as quick as taking a dump, i'm pretty sure after a few hours people would get worried.
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Quote by RipeFlesh
My sister was just watching a TV show (I'm in the room), and it's about people not knowing that they were pregnant. Eventually, the woman goes to the hospital and learns that she's pregnant. The woman then went to the bathroom. The was on the toilet and she gave birth to the baby. The baby fell into the toilet.

Imagine the baby's face when the mom tell him/her that story. XD

tl;dr: Woman gave birth to a baby in a toilet.


I guess to keep this alive, tell funny things from random shows/infomercials.


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Imagine the confusion when she turned around and looked in the bowl.

"... WTF is that?"


"I don't remember eating that!"
#16
Does she always get her period once every nine months? Is that why she didn't think anything of it?
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