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#1
Is it just me or do they ALWAYS suck ass? Two guys talk **** before getting tangled up and falling down. Right about then is when some kind of authority figure breaks it up. Has anyone here ever actually seen a good school fight? Any stories?
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I saw two girls fight, there was some boob.

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#5
Girl fights are always more brutal than the guy fights. Girls are ****ing vicious.
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#6
i saw someone throw a chair at someone else once.

and there was a fight in the one stairwell where a kid had his head smashed into a metal pipe, and he was bleeding profusely. i didn't see that one though.

i've also seen someone throw a slushy all over someone.
#7
I haven't seen a good fight, but I have seen a ridiculous argument-type of thing between these two gangster dudes.

It was HILARIOUS as they were saying "What boy?! Whatcha gon' do huh?!" over and over again, while jumping and looking as if they were going to pounce.
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#9
oh dont get meh started. the funniest one at my school was epic. this kid was already beaten up by some other kid, so he figures he'll get him this time. so he goes up to him and gets his ass kicked again. broken jaw!
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#11
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Girl fights are always more brutal than the guy fights. Girls are ****ing vicious.

this

only good fight ive seen in my life

it wasnt really a fight more one chick beating up on the other
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#12
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I saw two girls fight, there was some boob.



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#13
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She had cookie nips. Nothing too good.

Boob is better than no boob. There's been a few good fights at my school, the majority suck though.

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#14
I have a decent one. I forget their names so its be kid 1 and kid 2.
kid 1 was making fun of kid 2's mom. kid 2 is all big and you would figure he's tough.
the exact opposite actually, kid two stands up like he gonna puch him, and then kid 1 punches kid two in the jaw and he runs crying back to his desk.
happened in 6th grade.
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#15
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I saw two girls fight, there was some boob.



pics or it didn't happen..


anyways, 6th grade a kid threw a tape dispenser at another kid, hit him in the back of the head with the cutting blade, blood everywhere.. he had short hair and now has a massive bald scar (6 years later)
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#16
i saw 2 guys fight over a girl and one guy through the girl down 8 stairs and so some big guy came in and broke his jaw...bl.
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Visible evidence or be gone from this location.


in other words pics or it didn't happen
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in other words pics or it didn't happen



WRONG!


Pics or GTFO is the answer we were looking for. Maybe next time.
#20
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It was in 7th grade and they had no boobs at all. I didn't get pics but im pretty sure I wouldn't get banned for posting them. O.o



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#21
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WRONG!


Pics or GTFO is the answer we were looking for. Maybe next time.

Wrong! Tits or GTFO is the correct answer

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#22
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I have a decent one. I forget their names so its be kid 1 and kid 2.
kid 1 was making fun of kid 2's mom. kid 2 is all big and you would figure he's tough.
the exact opposite actually, kid two stands up like he gonna puch him, and then kid 1 punches kid two in the jaw and he runs crying back to his desk.
happened in 6th grade.


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#23
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Is it just me or do they ALWAYS suck ass? Two guys talk **** before getting tangled up and falling down. Right about then is when some kind of authority figure breaks it up. Has anyone here ever actually seen a good school fight? Any stories?


i guess this just reinforces what i thought about you goin to my school....

i saw one get kicked in the face after he was dropped by a stiff left, he lost three teeth and fractured his jaw in that one

i saw another one that was between two of the linemen on our football team that cause one of the guys to get like 7 stitches right above his eye.

but yes most school fights suck, now bar fights are a completely different story
#24
I once called a b**** a b**** and she got all b****y and punched my in the face about twenty times before a teacher got there. That was before I realized that some women might as well be men, and it's ok to hit them back. I don't think the authority figures would have seen it that way though. But what sucks is that I got suspended for calling her a b****. Those black people can get away with anything.
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Wrong! Tits or GTFO is the correct answer



WRONG


My statement said "visible evidence or be gone from this location"


No words in that sentence translate to tits!
#26
i've seen a girl take off her high heels and beat another girl with them. there was blood and boobage.win.
#27
I saw a kid go to a hospital from a school fight. But the fight itself was boring. The kid that went to the hospital was as skinny as a skeleton, and had too big of a mouth. He deserved it.

Whenever i fight, i try to do it quick. Like the face, stomach, etc. Until they're on the ground and i'm on top of them.

...Unless of course they're stronger than me. Then let's just say that I'm c0ckpuncher 3.0 Watch your balls, fellas.

#28
ive seen boobs, win.
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#30
Some guy at my school got stabbed with a key (yes a key) on an excursion.
did something to his bladder and had urinal problems for a little bit.

Everyone who fights or enjoys watching them is dumbassed.
#31
ive been in a fight before. it did suck....we just like wrestled around and it ended up with like me pinning him down before somebody pulled me off. it started over.....him calling me a fat jock....so i shoved him against a locker. if you look at my profile picture...needless to say... i won the fight...
#32
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WRONG


My statement said "visible evidence or be gone from this location"


No words in that sentence translate to tits!

Yea well, piss off

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#33
if you wanna start me on intruders into the school, i got plenty of stories.
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#34
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Is it just me or do they ALWAYS suck ass? Two guys talk **** before getting tangled up and falling down. Right about then is when some kind of authority figure breaks it up. Has anyone here ever actually seen a good school fight? Any stories?

some dude at my school jumped on a table, and kicked a guy square in the face with STEEL TOE BOOTS
thats what happens when half the class of '10 smoke weed habitually
idiots
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#35
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Yea well, piss off

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#36
I did see a good fight in one of our football practices. Fights in football practice > fights at school.

What happened was there was a defensive back drill. One guy was at receiver and the other was at safety. The safety totally messed up the receiver and knocked his helmet off. The receiver got up and swung at the safety (guy without helmet vs. guy with helmet, bad idea). The safety proceeded to scoop the receiver off his feet and start pounding his head. The receiver looked pretty busted up. There was some blood.

It's probably one of the only good fights I've seen lately.
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#37
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Everyone who fights or enjoys watching them is dumbassed.



i think that people who are too afraid to stand up for themselves are the dumbasses
#38
Actually, one of my buddies got into a fight in the field house near our football field. He grabbed one of those large push-brooms and hit the guy in the face with the bristles of the broom. The guy ran out screaming and we both looked at each other like "What the ****?"

Then we spotted a small blood trail where the guy had ran away. When we both examined the broom to see if there was blood on it, we noticed a dime-sized piece of the other fellow's ear lobe was lodged in the bristles. My friend had accidentally cut a piece of the guy's ear off with a push-broom.

You can't make that **** up.
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oh almost forgot
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#40
Fights at parties are way better than at school.
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