#1
I thought the pit might appreciate this
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models/Pretend-playing/Dress-ups/Super-heroes/auction-192528289.htm
found it on trademe (NZ version of ebay)

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Take flight with the cape of tomorrow, today! Complete the transformation into the Dark Knight with the Batman Mega Cape and Cowl set. With one touch the cape rapidly deploys to a 5-foot wingspan! After you're done flying around, simply and quickly retract the cape back into a convenient back harness for run around play. Also includes Batman mask for the ultimate Gotham City adventure. Does not actually allow child to fly
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#2
Thank you for warning me.
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#3


The idiocy of the world today is hilarious.

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#4
It states 'child.' So would that mean that it can make an adult fly?
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#5
It says child, it would work fine for most of us

edit: dammit beaten to it... kinda
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#6
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It states 'child.' So would that mean that it can make an adult fly?


genius!!!... Now if this was america, I could buy it, jump off my roof and sue the person selling it. *Sigh* alas it is not so
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#10
Not as great as the warning they have on children's cough medicine.

"Please do not use to sedate your children"

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#12
You can still sue people here in NZ, its just uncommon and generally not worth it unless you can get lots and lots of money.
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your a funny ****

uh thanks ... I guess
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Not as great as the warning they have on children's cough medicine.

"Please do not use to sedate your children"



They should write that on hammers. It would have stopped some...complications in my childhood.
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#16
Since when can batman fly? I don't remember seeing him do that in the movies!
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Since when can batman fly? I don't remember seeing him do that in the movies!




Pfft. What kinda loser believes everything they see in movies.
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Pfft. What kinda loser believes everything they see in movies.


He's partially right, you know. Batman can't fly.

But Christian Bale can.
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#20
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He's partially right, you know. Batman can't fly.

But Christian Bale can.



I can, I just want the cape to make peoples questions stop, it makes me feel so abnormal!
#21
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Since when can batman fly? I don't remember seeing him do that in the movies!


I think he does in Batman Returns. In the cartoon's he had the glide pack thing.
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He's partially right, you know. Batman can't fly.

But Christian Bale can.


I kid, I kid...

And that's cause he's hawt
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#23
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I kid, I kid...

And that's cause he's hawt


Then we agree!

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#24
^^^
argh keep him away from your women before he beats them all to to death
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#26
This is obviously a tool used to trick your kids into committing suicide
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#27
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batman can't fly anyways...

You're right...

he can GLIDE!
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