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#1
and you happen to have a guitar in your hand. no one's looking and you decide "i'm gonna do a baseball swing and f*ckin' nail this guy in the head"

what musician would you hope it to be?
i may not be a smart man, but i know what ROCK IS!!!!
#2
...whichever one is enough of an arse to want to break a guitar on someone elses head.
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#3
Barbara Streisand.

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MUFC


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Berserker.
#6
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any member of Dream Theater

Amen
i may not be a smart man, but i know what ROCK IS!!!!
#7
Jonas Brothers, truly planning to decapitate that accident of a band.
hide your kids, hide your wife.

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#8
I saw a relatively famous musician of whose music I'm not very fond in a bar once.

I didn't do anything. I'm not a douchebag.
#9
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a pointless thread..
wearing crocs

welcome to the Pit...
i may not be a smart man, but i know what ROCK IS!!!!
#10
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welcome to the Pit...


oh, i've been around for quiet a while , but i can't stand theese threads :P
#11
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oh, i've been around for quiet a while , but i can't stand theese threads :P

yet somehow you still feel obliged to waste your time further by reply...
i may not be a smart man, but i know what ROCK IS!!!!
#13
you
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#16
Smashing a guitar over someones head is overrated, throwing shoes at people is the new in thing
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#17
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Smashing a guitar over someones head is overrated, throwing shoes at people is the new in thing

i was unaware...my profound apologies
i may not be a smart man, but i know what ROCK IS!!!!
#18
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I saw a relatively famous musician of whose music I'm not very fond in a bar once.

I didn't do anything. I'm not a douchebag.

May I ask who the musician was?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#19
Quote by ryleestrange
yet somehow you still feel obliged to waste your time further by reply...


yes.. but.. err..
#20
Yngwie f***in' Malmsteen.

Or any other solo guitarist for that matter. Not very fond of the whole lot of 'em.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-Frank Zappa

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#21
Quote by BlindSilence917
Yngwie f***in' Malmsteen.

Or any other solo guitarist for that matter. Not very fond of the whole lot of 'em.


Jealous.

I don't "hate" any musician. That would be utterly stupid.
#22
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
Smashing a guitar over someones head is overrated, throwing shoes at people is the new in thing

haha throwing shoes... im guessing G.W. Bush Reference. too bad they missed

incase u wanna know what im talking about http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rfYBGl9q30c


I think i would hit pete wentz.
#23
Quote by BlindSilence917
Yngwie f***in' Malmsteen.

Or any other solo guitarist for that matter. Not very fond of the whole lot of 'em.


You seem like a narrow minded asshole
#25
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You seem like a narrow minded asshole


Agreed. Great username by the way.
#26
i know im gonna get flamed but i would do an epic face smash of jimmy page, john paul, and robert plant. bonham got lucky because hes already dead.
#28
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Barbara Streisand.


cher. celine dion. jonas brothers. fall out boy. panic at the disco. nickelback. 3 doors down.

the list is endless. im giving up or ill be here all night.
#29
Chad whatshisname from Nickelback
Quotes from other UGers in your signatures that talk about how good you are suck donkey schlong.
#30
Kurt Cobbain, but he doesn't even stink anymore, so Idc...
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#31
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yet somehow you still feel obliged to waste your time further by reply...

Shh, Dec 08'er. Your thread fails.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#32
Quote by agreth_3rd
any member of Dream Theater

Preferably LaBrie. I'd rather stab myself in the ear than listen to him sing
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#33
I wouldn't actually.

I was at Guitar Center once and Fall Out Boy showed up.
This was probably 3-4 years ago I believe.

I just said "hmmm" and left.
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#34
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Jonas Brothers, truly planning to decapitate that accident of a band.


Amen.
#36
Maroon 5 . . . . all of them but particularly that noodle singer. They are single-handedly tanking music today, well they, and fruitloop Thicke.
#37
Quote by BlindSilence917
Yngwie f***in' Malmsteen.

Or any other solo guitarist for that matter. Not very fond of the whole lot of 'em.

Wow. wtf?
#38
Quote by mckraf99
i know im gonna get flamed but i would do an epic face smash of jimmy page, john paul, and robert plant. bonham got lucky because hes already dead.


This.

Except I'd ram the headstock down Plant's throat, in the hopes of shutting him up.
#40
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Jonas Brothers, truly planning to decapitate that accident of a band.

It's either them or that disney ***** Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
god, I hate Disney
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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Alex (mcfreaki)
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